Why don't the Rockets give their loose change to the local beggars who desperately need some help. When's the last time you saw a Rocket drop a dime. Please. What do the Rockets and Joe Millionaire have in common? There is one player and bunch of women running around the rest of the Quarters. What do the Rockets and a dark alley have in common. There's one cat and a big mess to follow. What do Maurice Taylor and a Cherokee Jeep have in common?There is ususally one spare tire and a suspension. How come the Rockets keep dialing the wrong number? They can never seem to push the right buttons. What do the Houston Rocket Fans and the Houston Rockets have in common? Neither show up.
Why does Maurice Taylor travel all the time. He's trying to remember all 12 steps. Why were the Grizzlies so happy to trade Steve Francis. The Rockets were willing to give them a couple of dead fish. What news paper does Steve Francis hate the most? the SALT lake Tribune. ok. That's about as low as I can go. I'm out of jokes.
There once was a guard from Nantucket, who loved to drive to the bucket, "I only will pass when I can't see the glass, and then it's to Cat who then chucks it."
Vaudeville style: I'm worried about Mobley's alcoholism. Everytime he goes into a bar he tries to take all the shots. I don't know why everybody thinks Rudy T is a bad coach. All the plays he runs makes all the other teams in the league look that much better. Griffin: a mythical creature with the heart and body of a lion and the head and wings of an eagle. Eddie Griffin . . . well, at least he got the bird brain . . . Steve Francis cut down the salt in his diet . . . and now I'm getting migraines. Why is everybody surprised that Mo Taylor is taking a while to bounce back to form? Did you expect him to rebound? What do Steve Francis and Boki have in common? Neither one ever sees the court. Ming empathizes and always shows mercy to the ball; he remembers what is used to be like when people always slammed him.
The Rocket power dancers were on tour with the team when they stopped to visit a Native American village. Sitting on the ground in front of the teepee was Boki, a tall, young brave who gazed forward with a stolid but longing stare. Dancer after dancer passed by to say hello, but he just looked at them with lifted hand and said, "Chance." Finally, the cutest little power dancer of them all sauntered up to Boki and said, "I thought braves always greeted others with "How?" Boki swallowed her with his eyes and replied, "Know how. Need chance!"
Yeah I like the Dan Langhi one too. Why does Cuttino Mobley shoot left handed? Because he cant pass with it. We pay Glen Rice over 9 million a year! and still pay Matt Maloney!
Stevie is so dumb, that he thought he was going to get a haircut at the Clippers game... hehehe Sorry guys, but I am trying...
