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Gloria Allred is so 20 years ago

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by jopatmc, Oct 25, 2012.

  1. Rocketman95

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    Dwight Howard, that's why.
     
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    Wrong thread. Wrong forum.

    Go respond in the Dwight Howard threads in the GARM and NBA forums. This is a political thread in the Debate and Discussion forum, not a basketball thread in the GARM or the NBA forum.

    This is about Gloria Allred and her trying to be a factor in the election by digging up trash against Romney that is totally ineffective. She's 20 years ago.
     
  3. Al Calavicci

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    Oh? She's 20 years ago? I had no idea. Please repeat that A MILLION MORE TIMES
     
  4. CometsWin

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    Thank you.

    Signed,

    1992
     
  5. Rocketman95

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    Dwight Howard.

    But you've made your point to all of us Gloria Allred fanboys here on the Clutchfans BBS. There's actually a secret Styx-life forum dedicated to this woman.
     
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    Didn't do that. There you go again.
     
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    Why are you changing the topic? This thread is all about Dwight Howard becoming a Houston Rocket.
     
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    No **** you didn't. You didn't do anything. Other than waste your time posting about a woman who is "20 years ago". Sounds like that's true to everyone but you. And Howard, Dwight.
     
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    Is Dwight Howard going to be a Rocket?
     
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    Only if the 1992 Gloria Allred lets him!
     
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    Wait what happened to Dwight Howard 20 years ago?
     
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    I went to work for her (Gloria Allred) that summer
    A teenage kid (Dwight Howard) so far from home
    She was a lonely widow woman
    Hell-bent to make it on her own
    We were a thousand miles from nowhere
    Wheat fields as far as I could see
    Both needing something from each other
    Not knowing yet what that might be

    'Til she came to me one evening
    Hot cup of coffee and a smile
    In a dress that I was certain
    She hadn't worn in quite a while
    There was a difference in her laughter
    There was a softness in her eyes
    And on the air there was a hunger
    Even a boy could recognize

    She had a need to feel the thunder
    To chase the lightning from the sky
    To watch a storm with all its wonder
    Raging in her lover's eyes
    She had to ride the heat of passion
    Like a comet burning bright
    Rushing headlong in the wind
    Now where only dreams have been
    Burning both ends of the night

    That summer wind was all around me
    Nothing between us but the night
    When I told her that I'd never
    She softly whispered that's alright
    And then I watched her hands of leather
    Turn to velvet in a touch
    There's never been another summer
    When I have ever learned so much

    We had a need to feel the thunder
    To chase the lightning from the sky
    To watch a storm with all its wonder
    Raging in her lover's eyes
    She had to ride the heat of passion
    Like a comet burning bright
    Rushing headlong in the wind
    Now where only dreams have been
    Burning both ends of the night

    I often think about that summer
    The sweat, the moonlight and the lace
    And I have rarely held another
    When I haven't seen her face
    And every time I pass a wheat field
    And watch it dancing with the wind
    Although I know it isn't real
    I just can't help but feel
    Her hungry arms again

    She had a need to feel the thunder
    To chase the lightning from the sky
    To watch a storm with all its wonder
    Raging in her lover's eyes
    She had to ride the heat of passion
    Like a comet burning bright
    Rushing headlong in the wind
    Now where only dreams have been
    Burning both ends of the night

    Rushing in long in the wind
    Now where only dreams have been
    Burnin' both ends of the night
     
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