Do you and/or your significant other have a pet name for your junk?

Why do you think so little of yours that you would call it junk?



I think this is pretty common, though I doubt many use a name like that. A lot of women like to be playful when discussing penises and don't wish to use the words most commonly used.

 

I didn't think people actually did that outside of movies/tv

I refer to my dick as my dick, or one of the million other synonyms for it. My partners are free to refer to my dick as "your dick" or one of the million other synonyms for it

 

not me, or any of my friends that I've heard, but an ex-gf had a name for her downunder. She called her's "penelope." Obviously, not her own name. Never asked why, and never really cared to know. I was just fine calling it anything she wanted. "Yes, Daddy wants some Penelope" was cool with me.

fortunately: the only other penelope I've ever known was Penelope Cruz, so I had no image blocking to do in my head.

 

caucasian????

Does your friend have AIDS? R.I.P. Mr. Hudson.

 

We call him Mr. Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo

 

Yes, but I'm not telling you ****s.

 

• His junk has a name -- check
• Rock Hudson was gay -- check
• They are sharing this info with you -- check

They want a mmf threesome. I think your friend might be bi.

 

Yes, my lady refers to my junk as "Thadeus".

 

I had a girl that called her's Polly. Polly want a 6'3" cracker? Oh yeah she did, until she didn't.

I've taken to calling my wife's "The Ultimate Motivator". At my job, Tuesdays are always the toughest because it's typically full of meetings with needy and semi-r****ded clients so I tend to get frustrated and full of declarations of quitting my job. So, I told her if I came out of the office smiling and didn't b**** once, I should get some when we get home. She agreed. My Tuesdays have been a lot better.

 

an ex used to call him "Pericles" & it stuck ever since. I got w/one of her friends a year later & she called him by name! This girl was so dedicated she memorised a handful of Greek phrases she'd yell out during the deed.

 

bobby brown... it beats the ladies up

feel free to share that with the kiddos

Although I guess you could use Chris Brown as well.

 

Did you say your ex's friend already new his name, when you got together with her? Like she had already discussed with her friend, prior.

 

So 16-year-old dudes call their penises "Rihanna" and "Whitney Houston"?

 

Is "Huge" a nickname?

 

That's how I read that. Hilarious. LOL

 

The underwhelmer.

 

It can be but it's probably not yours.

 

Correct. The wifey took ownership at the alter. She also has my cojones in a small wooden box that she keeps on her dresser. I get to take them out only during sporting events...then, shamefully, I have to hand them back over at the end of the game. smh

 

Rep for the honest humility!