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Who is the ugliest Rocket/NBA player? And who are the NBA aliens?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by AroundTheWorld, Sep 17, 2000.

  1. SmeggySmeg

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    Bob Finn

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  2. Gene the PIG

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    The WINNER is :

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    BILLY "HORSEHEAD" PAULTZ!!! [​IMG]

    Hands down!!!

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  3. Azim da Dream

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    Well, since you asked, Det, I'm going to have to mention Detlef Schrempf. He's not exactly the poster boy for the cover of GQ. [​IMG]

    Any all-NBA ugliest list is not truly a list if it doesn't include gorilla-man Patrick Ewing. He could manage 20,000 points alone by just scaring off his opponent with one look.

    Man, when is the freaking season starting?! You know its slow here when we start rating the players by their looks. [​IMG]

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  4. datsmrcb2u

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    How could you overlook Serge Zwikker? He looks like he's been hit w/ an ugly stick one too many times.

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  5. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    The ugliest rocket ever must be the Alien Sam Cassell. He is sure ugly.

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  6. wong

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    Steve Francis is not super ugly but damn if he doesn't look like the character from that videogame Oddworld.

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    Forget about it...

    Pippen the b**** is the ugliest mutt to ever check in at any scorer's table in any league in any sport. Bar none.

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  9. Sane

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    I'm totally SHOCKED everyone forgot Anthony Mason.....This guy doesn't have a picture where he doesn't look like he just dug himself out of a grave!!!!!

    can someone get his pic??

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    Do yall even remember who Monute Bol (not sure in spelling) was? Man, he's a freak of nature!

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  11. DarkHorse

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    What about Kurt Rambis?

    Actually, I guess that's just because he was a red-headed white hippie with coke-bottle glasses...

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  12. Lil Francis

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    Watch the way you talk about the Franchise damnit [​IMG]
     
  13. wong

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    Calm down. I like Francis a whole lot. I was more excited anticipating last season than I had been in a long time. It doesn't mean I have to think he's good looking or the greatest person on the freakin' planet.

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