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Goodness .

I'm trying to think of something clever, but that leaves me pretty speechless!!!

 

When they told Raj to jump, he had no idea they would move the mattress.

 

The Incredible Ostrich Man from Bombay!

Yet another suicide attempt failure.

Pakistan thought they had launched one of their nuclear missiles at India, but unforunately Raja was cleaning the launcher at the time of firing.

 

is that The Cat

 

Guy walking on the left... "He's lost his head!"

Woman in the center... "Men will do ANYTHING to attract the ladies!"

Guy next to her... "My word! And I thought this lady's third foot was odd."

Guy on the right... "Is that my bus?"

 

Did he forget his life jacket? (see it off to the side?)

Looks like he jumped off the high dive, he is in full form.

 

Looks like Saks Taj Mahal is tossing out the old manakins.

 

Man Watches First Underground Circus and Applauds, People Above Ground Get in Line to Wait For Their Chance

 

Can you hear me now?

 

"Hah he do dat?"

 

Raj's first attempt at imitating Wile E. Coyote.
{Mbeep Mbeep}

 

Commentator: "And he misses the pool completely, that will affect his score."

 

"Ragi was having a bad day. He got up on the wrong side of the street, and it's been downhill ever since."

 

"Ragi is protesting a lack of street and sidewalk repairs in his hometown."

 

Anybody got an aspirin? I have a slight headache...

 

"Well, I was told to get my head out of my @$$..."

 

You don't have to dig to China anymore to see the world's next great player...he's right here in Houston.

The Rox could use it as a commercial

 

"Pakistan has test fired one of it's new nuclear capable launch vehicles recently. Unfortunately, the unarmed missle fell short of it's intended target.