Georgia residents: fornicate to your heart's desire!!

onward to atlanta!!!

 

That kid has ballz. Did you read where he told the court, in the essay they made him write about why he shouldn't have had sex, that it wasn't the court's business.

 

In Cuban years he would have been 21.

 

they require their horses to be tied to a post outside a saloon? i wonder then why it is illegal to tie your alligator to a fire hydrant in New Orleans...

 

So how long do you think it'll take Texas to overturn their anti-sodomy law?

I give it another 8 years...

 

isnt it illegal to carry wire clippers in houston?

 

in port arthur, Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

 

I love that kids response! Kids got huevos.

I used to have a book that detailed some of the zany laws...heres a few good ones..

In Alabama it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

In Arkansas a man has a legal right to beat his wife, but only once a month.

In Los Angeles a man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap, preferably in advance.

In Ventura County,CA cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

In Florida men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

also Florida, hunting and killing a dear while swimming is illegal.

Some real humdingers from Illinois:

Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister.
It is against the law to speak English in Illinois.
Prohibited to drive a car without a steering wheel.
Chicago: Eating in a place that is on fire is forbidden

In Kentucky:

No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."
An ammendment to the above law: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."

Everyone must take a bath at least once a year.

In Nebraska a motorist approaching a horse at night must send up warning red rockets and Roman candles, throw a scenic tarpaulin over his car to conceal it from the horse, and take his machine apart and hide the parts in the grass it the tarpaulin doesn't soothe the horse.

In NYC it is illegal for a man to turn around and look "at a woman in that way", and violators are forced to wear horse blinders

Ohio

In Paulding: A policeperson may bite a dog to quiet him.
In Portsmouth: The law ranks baseball players with "vagrants, thieves and other suspicious characters."

Oklahoma:

Whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout the entire state.
In Clinton, masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car is forbidden.

In Danville, PA all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

Tennessee has some real choice ones:

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
It is illegal to drive a car while sleeping.
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

and god knows we aint perfect in Texas:

Criminals are required to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Illegal to raise alligators in your home.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
You need a five-dollar permit to go barefoot.
In Kingsville: Two pigs cannot have sex on the city's airport property.
In Lefors: Illegal to take more than three swallows of beer at any time while standing.
In San Antonio: Illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
and also in San Antonio, It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo ( gee, I wonder why this one exists? )

Utah seems preoccupied with sex:

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse.
Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy.
Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.
In Tremonton: No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

Washington State

Having sex with a virgin is illegal under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
"It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."
In Seattle: You may not carry a concealed weapon that is longer than six feet.
In Wilbur: Illegal to ride upon the streets on an ugly horse.

here's a site that contains a lot more if ya want to se em..

 

Would that make you a fugitive?

 

I thought it was '...in your back pocket', and Texas, not just Houston.