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How Long Will You Live?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BobFinn*, Jan 14, 2003.

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  1. TheHorns

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    :eek: :eek: :eek: I am already dead!!!

    j/k 71


    Who knows what "OBGYN" stands for?
     
    #21 TheHorns, Jan 14, 2003
  2. dimsie

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    OK, does a mother with high blood pressure count as a heart condition or not? Because if not it's 84. But I think that was probably cheating, which is why I said 82...

    Mrs. JB! Wow! Hey, how many cats will you guys have by then? ;)
     
    #22 dimsie, Jan 14, 2003
  3. codell

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    I added one more criteria at the end: If you are a Houston Rockets fan, subtract 8

    ;)
     
    #23 codell, Jan 14, 2003
  4. MadMax

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    i think that was "houston oilers fan"
     
    #24 MadMax, Jan 14, 2003
  5. codell

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    Thanks alot. Thats another -8 years. Now I am down to 57. :mad:
     
    #25 codell, Jan 14, 2003
  6. Mrs. JB

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    Yeah, it'll just be me, my 3,298 cats and Mr. JB's rapidly desintigrating skeleton. I do so look forward to my golden years! :D
     
    #26 Mrs. JB, Jan 14, 2003
  7. drapg

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    82 for me.

    Dammit, I don't want to live THAT long... Quality of life suffers!

    maybe I can sell my last 20 years on eBay?
     
    #27 drapg, Jan 14, 2003
  8. dimsie

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    :) I think I'm turning into you, actually... we just adopted our *third* cat because I didn't want him to go to the SPCA. It's a slippery slope... I mean, after three cats, who's really counting?
     
    #28 dimsie, Jan 14, 2003
  9. codell

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    Actually, if you are a man and your wife has at least 3 cats, then that should be another 5 years off the life expectancy.

    That brings me down to 52. :(
     
    #29 codell, Jan 14, 2003
  10. drapg

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    If you use a ":( " in a post, you should lose 5 more years.

    (I used it in quotes, so that doesn't count against me)
     
    #30 drapg, Jan 14, 2003
  11. codell

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    Crap, down to 47.
     
    #31 codell, Jan 14, 2003
  12. drapg

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    oops
     
    #32 drapg, Jan 14, 2003
  13. Behad

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    79 for me. And I'll probably still be here posting.


    (But so will grummett, and he'll still be older! :)
     
    #33 Behad, Jan 14, 2003
  14. rimbaud

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    88 - and that was with me subtracting a questionable 3 points.

    So I will outlive (proportionally) every other guy here?
     
    #34 rimbaud, Jan 14, 2003
  15. B-Bob

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    Rimbaud, don't forget to subtract 8 points for having difficulties with addition and subtraction. j/k
     
    #35 B-Bob, Jan 14, 2003
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  16. RocketMan Tex

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    Looks like I'll be dead in 16 years.
     
    #36 RocketMan Tex, Jan 14, 2003
  17. Ace

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    Man, I got 51. Should I be worried?!...
     
    #37 Ace, Jan 14, 2003
  18. francis 4 prez

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    75. i think cuttino will have almost learned to pass by then:D
     
    #38 francis 4 prez, Jan 14, 2003
  19. LSU_MPA

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    73 for me
     
    #39 LSU_MPA, Jan 14, 2003
  20. pasox2

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    So I guess Holden is dead. 72 for me. Eh, I'm gunning for 69
    (nice ring to it) or shorter.
     
    #40 pasox2, Jan 14, 2003
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