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Dwight Howard's Sneaky plan [JOKE]

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  1. C1UTCH-C1TY

    C1UTCH-C1TY Member

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    copy/pasted from somewhere else, i thought it was funny. imagine if this was dwights real thinking.

    "Well with this story becoming so ridiculous, i have developed an even more ridiculous theory, so here it goes.

    First D12 gets traded to houston for a bunch of young players and picks, and then howard plays out the year and explores free agency.

    Once he gets to free agency, he bolts back to orlando because its all a rouse to become a better team which they worked out years ago to fool everyone and developed a plot to sucker everyone into thinking he wanted out when he secretly wanted orlando to get a bunch of solid young talent, and future draft picks.

    This is how see it all playing out."
     
    #1 C1UTCH-C1TY, Aug 1, 2012
  2. jacoby

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    Or he's traded to Houston, walks to L.A. for the veteran minimum. Yao Ming and Shaq come out of retirement and the Lakers trade Kobe for some low post presence -- Roy Hibbert.

    PG: Dwight Howard
    SG: Shaquille O'Neal
    SF: Yao Ming
    PF: Roy Hibbert
    C: Andrew Bynum
     
    #2 jacoby, Aug 1, 2012
  3. peleincubus

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    haha jacoby.
     
    #3 peleincubus, Aug 1, 2012
  4. delishman

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    [joke?]
     
    #4 delishman, Aug 1, 2012
  5. rolyat93

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    You call that a joke? WEAK
     
    #5 rolyat93, Aug 1, 2012
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    What was the punch line?
     
    #6 greatpacha1, Aug 1, 2012
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    LOL dang!!!! I like 2 c that team on d floor!
     
    #7 123kid, Aug 1, 2012
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    I laughed , and if u don't get how it's funny ur reading it like article and u probably don't know how to tell jokes
     
    #8 jamisonrocket, Aug 1, 2012
  9. OlajuwonFan81

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    Not funny but an interesting theory.
     
    #9 OlajuwonFan81, Aug 1, 2012
  10. TexAg713

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    As far as theories go, it'd be believable if he didn't go and kill his trade value.
     
    #10 TexAg713, Aug 1, 2012
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    Morey faints
     
    #11 RKREBORN, Aug 1, 2012
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    Collusion, I appeal your honor...haha good joke
     
    #12 D12Eminem, Aug 1, 2012
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    I'm assuming the punch line would be what stern does to the magic for tampering?

    Weak
     
    #13 rocketman84, Aug 1, 2012
  14. Wapzoe

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    I thought it was funny.. You guys are a tough crowd
     
    #14 Wapzoe, Aug 1, 2012
  15. poing

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    What if Dwight really wants to be on the Rockets!? He's just driving down his own trade value and taking away Hennigan's leverage so the Rockets don't have to give up as much to get him.
     
    #15 poing, Aug 1, 2012
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    I laughed at a similar joke like this, so it must be the OP who told it wrong.
     
    #16 Invisible Fan, Aug 1, 2012
  17. Rodman23

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    Why does Dwight always have 4 quarters instead of a dollar?...

    Because he likes to change things up! HAHAhHAhhAhLOL...
     
    #17 Rodman23, Aug 1, 2012
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    Lob City over here! :grin:
     
    #18 redwhiteone, Aug 2, 2012
  19. C1UTCH-C1TY

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    ok, it wasn't supposed to be LOL funny, it was just an interesting idea that i thought would be funny if dwight actually decided to go along with.
     
    #19 C1UTCH-C1TY, Aug 2, 2012
  20. Outlier

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    If that happens, then LOL.
     
    #20 Outlier, Aug 2, 2012
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