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  1. Free Agent

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    Anna Kournikova wears a patch on her back during her match against Henrieta Nagyova at the Australian Open January 13, 2003. Kournikova has settled one of the ongoing debates at this year's Australian Open -- the fabled tattoo on her back does not exist. Speculation has been rife that the patch covered a tattoo. (Peter Jones/Reuters)

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    #1 Free Agent, Jan 13, 2003
  2. CLFranchise

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    I'm gonna kill Enrique Iglesias...
     
    #2 CLFranchise, Jan 13, 2003
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    i think the patch is to cover arse crack hair!!!!! yuck!
     
    #3 SmeggySmeg, Jan 13, 2003
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    According to Kournikova, it's a heat patch to ail her chronic back pain.
     
    #4 drapg, Jan 13, 2003
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    Perhaps that is why Anna is not a top tennis player. Someone needs to tell her she needs to reduce her ailments.
     
    #5 RunninRaven, Jan 13, 2003
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    The patch must be working, seeing as how she won her first Grand Slam singles match in two years.
     
    #6 drapg, Jan 13, 2003
  7. Free Agent

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    That patch ain't the only thing "working".
     
    #7 Free Agent, Jan 14, 2003
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    I love tennis... :cool:
     
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    I've been a big fan of Anna since 1996.
     
    #9 Kam, Jan 14, 2003
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    That is the shortest skirt I have ever seen in my life!
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
    #10 peleincubus, Jan 14, 2003
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    Check out how low her skirt is. Man, I need to watch more tennis.(more than none, that is)
     
    #11 Preston27, Jan 14, 2003
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    ...and the knee pads are for chronic knee pain?
     
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    Anna lost today. :(

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    She lacks the power game that the Williams, and Lindsay Davernport have. That's why you never see Martina Hingis win it anymore because she is too much of a finese player.
    Finese went out the window in women's tennis.
     
    #14 Kam, Jan 14, 2003
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    I don't think Anna has anything to do with Tennis anymore.
     
    #15 Puedlfor, Jan 15, 2003
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    They should just change the rules and let her win.

    Anna deserves to win just because she's hotter.

    Anna or Lindsay Davenport? Ugh.....

    If I were the ump, I'd call 60 straight foot faults so the hottie can win.
     
    #16 RIET, Jan 15, 2003
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    Agreed, Lance has an unfair advantage (i.e. balls)
     
    #17 Prempeh, Jan 15, 2003
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    Apparently, the patch was purchased by Kournikova on one of those late night TV infomercials. The "Ultra Tennis Patch 3000" is supposed to improve all aspects of your swing and make you a better tennis player. Safe to say, she is getting her money back...
     
    #18 A-Train, Jan 15, 2003
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