http://linesthataregood.com/ They range from lame to weird to mean to actually pretty good. The site is divided into sections, and some of them actually have an attempt/success ratio. Here are a few of my favorites: You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise! Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass. *LOL* Are those implants? Do you go the ocean much? 'Cause you smell like the CLAM! Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess that it must have been your mom. Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the sh*t! So, you're a girl huh? (6 attempts, 1 success!) Which one of the Spice girls are you? (54 attempts, 2 successes) Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your t***. Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee? -- (How Elvis met dimsie) Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you. I can see you. [Girl: Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow. (4 attempts, 2 successes!) Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show! Good day for weather Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, sh*t, STUPID STUPID STUPID! -- Manny in action You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. (4 attempts, 4 successes) -- this one isn't that bad If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down. Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root! You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo. I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car. Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely) -- (how Jeff seduced Mrs. JB) Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa? You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend. I have four words for you "Hol I Day Inn". (1 attempt, 1 success) Do you want a worm-do? (Whats a worm do?) It does this..(Move your finger like a worm~~~~~~) Wow. (100 attempts, 30 successes) [Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken? Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure. [Pretend to read your hand, do so quite poorly] What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? (Huh?) [Lower left hand and raise right, read poorly] What's your sign? Excuse me, does this tequila taste funny? (Hand them an untouched shot) (Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first? I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
These are also not bad (well, most of them are )... Beavis and Butthead Pick-Up Lines Uh, hey baby. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come." You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever. Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it. Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby. What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh. Would you like carry my books for me? If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me? I can make you feel like I've never had sex before. My lips are registered weapons. I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it? If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public. If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree. If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine. If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down. Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for. Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me? You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it. http://crick.fmed.uniba.sk/~povinec/pickup.html
One of my favorite ones that I've heard so far is "The voices in my head told me to come over here and talk to you." Then there's always "Hi, my name is Dallas. I have a 12 inch..." The latter has never gotten me past foreplay though. They always seem to leave for some reason or another.
