Since summer rolled around, we've been seeing a lot of beachgoing girls get food from my restaurant. A couple of them have pulled out money from their bikini tops and hand it to us for payment. The first time this happened, I just kinda froze for a bit. She suddenly reached into her top and started fumbling around for the money. It was just weird especially since the $20 was still pretty warm from being next to her breast. All I could think about when she handed me the money was how warm the money felt in my hand. She was probably more embarassed than I was so I just pretended I didn't just see her grope herself in front of a stranger. I find most of my responses to awkward situations when there are ladies involved is to just pretend nothing happened. Had a male customer who just blurted out to me that he was cheating on his wife with someone half his age. I tried to pretend to ignore it but he just kept staring at me like he wanted a reaction. Odd thing was it was the second time in a few months he had said that to me followed by the intense staring. Finally I mumbled a non-committal "yeah" and walked away. What do you even say to someone who tells you that? I don't agree with what he's doing so I ain't gonna cheer him on, but I'm also not in the mood to get into an argument with someone I don't know or care about. Your m.o. for awkward interactions? Share them too, I love reading stuff like that because then I don't feel so bad about my reactions. :grin:
keep some change in your crotch. every time some one pulls out bills from their boobs, you give them change from your crotch. simple enough.
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Nothing awkward about getting bills from a girl's boobs. You should have asked her if she wants teh secks from you. As for the guy... if he's below the age of 36, you should probably report him.
Have you ever gotten bills from a girl's boobs before? Trust me man, it sounds great, but it's pretty awkward.
I haven't had the opportunity to receive bills from a girl's boobs, but I dunno man, I don't think it's that awkward, at least for me. Usually when something of this nature happens to me, I just blurt out some 'smart' comment and start a conversation. Maybe the girl would give me a real life rep.
Last week I was walking outside to show people a car at work. I tripped down the stairs and fell right on my face. The customers stared at me trying not to crack up. I just looked at them straight in the eyes and said alright well I need to stop drinking at work... So uh who is going to test drive the car? They cracked up and ended up buying it from me later.
The other day I dressed up as a nun and got in the elevator with some dude that just kept staring at me. Really awkward.
1. Casually smell the money 2. Rub it all over your face while looking at her with crazy eyes 3. Shove it right down the front of your pants and do a weird dance. 4. ??????????? 5. Profit
When i worked at Jack in The Box in the drive thru, that happened a lot. But it was never the attractive girls, and usually it was fat black chicks. I remember once though this hot girl came through crying and when i asked if she was ok she told me she had just caught her boyfriend havin sex with another guy on her bed. I really wanted to say something cool like "hey why don't u get back at him by having sex with me"...but i just ended up saying, "oh well, have a nice day". Im such a p****, oh well.
