Best way to get them back is to make sure you only have $20 on you the next time they jump you. Imagine the look on their faces.
Aye mang you cant be having them fools jump you like dat na mean u gotsa hold it down my man, do your thang but most importantly, keep it real. /terrible attempt to speak like a gangster. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TVXqJ3A6NWw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Nas - Shoot Em Up 3 loaded clips, 4 *****s roll, one ***** drives 500 Benz, 6 reasons why This kid should die We shootin every mother****er outside Pulled on his block, jumped out the car, guns in our hand At the same time everybody ran There that ***** go, hiding in the crowd Let the trigger blow, 7 shots now he lying on the ground Blood on the floor Then we shot some more *****s he was with 2 *****s hit, one ***** fell One tryed to run, go get him son Make sure he's done before we bail, i aint trying to goto jail Must handle beef, code of the street Load up the heat, if these ***** think they could **** around Real *****s do real things By all means, *****s knowin how we get down.. It goes...... [Chorus (3X)] Shoot 'em up, just shoot 'em up, what.. (whispering) Kill kill kill, murder murder murder [Nas] Driving through roads, Suburban Chevrolet 6 tinted windows, and I'm on my way To get up with my hoes, I pull up to they house Not a freak to be heard, nobody came out Ringin the bell, where in the hell Could they be at, I'm about to leave Steppin' slow, where my truck was at Who the **** is that? Could it be a jack? Now pull my strap, it's my man And we have the same plan There them b****es go Civic '94, looking funny though Open up the car door, funny smile **** 2 already, 3rd ass was heavy "Nas this is Sherri, Sherri this is Nas, and his man. Ready?" Walked in the house, snatched off they clothes Ran through them hoes Plenty ice, that they all seemed to like Can't find my man, heard a blam blam Now I'm wonderin, "In this scam, do I even stand a chance?" He killed the hoes, took all they doe Fire in his eyes, higher than the sky Comin down the stairs Now he wantin mine, reachin for my nine Aiming with our guns at each others face, at the same time my nine on his lips, his fifth on my chin, I start whispering "Put your gun down, we can skip town" Rocked him to sleep, pushed back his meat Lift off his chain Took his ****, emptied out close range... [Chorus (4X)] [3rd time there is no whispering of: "kill kill kill, murder murder muder".]
An even better thread title would be: Got Jumped, please help a fellow CF brotha out by joining forces with me and help this make the front page of Reddit...
The most likely outcome. OP forgets about it in a couple of days and does nothing. Another thread with potential goes nowhere.
Get a gun go back to the same place, bait them and then shoot them all. JK don't do that. This isn't Florida.