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[Song/Rap] "So Difficult (To Be a Rockets Fan)"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by TdashDUB, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. TdashDUB

    TdashDUB Member

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    <object width="480" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lh96KWFUnO0?version=3&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lh96KWFUnO0?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="360" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

    Wanted to share something I wrote today in inspiration of this hectic off season / last couple of years.

    Lyrics:::

    We stuck somewhere between the bottom and the top tier
    Can somebody please explain how we got here
    It's not quite clear. But what I might fear
    Is being stranded in the middle for another light year
    Cause the past few years have been weird
    The sole reason I'm near an alcoholic with beer
    Dear - DM, Daryl Morey
    I know theres no intention to have us underperforming
    I know there's no intention to get rid of all our scoring
    I know you've been prevented with injuries and these incidents
    Lent to the fact that the basketball gods hate Houston so intimate
    Damn - Really wish we had the luck like LA, Boston,
    Miami is awesome, they get everything, while I'm living Austin
    And can never get a damn game on the TV
    Unless playing San An, Damn someone shoot me
    Don't even get me started on the referee's
    I would bet a couple of G's they just like to pick and tease us
    Jesus, what's next?…. Oh yeah,
    And since the great wall fell down, and tmac's back snapped
    We haven't even had an identity to attach
    We haven't even had a direction that wouldn't clash
    With the last direction we had from the season that passed
    And if you land on our squad? That's a cash bet
    You ain't a player boy - You an asset
    That trade deadline come? You bet your ass sweat
    Cause you'll wind up finding yo ass up in fast jet
    We can't cling-on players like William Shatner
    Cuz fact is you buy a jersey, he's getting shipped after
    On average, I ask ya, pull a Cuban or Maverick
    Alexander the penny pincher n Morey the master
    Tell ya stat box little brats work faster
    Put an end to the paragraphs that clutch fans plaster
    …………………………….I don't mean to come off an ass
    But not to mention that our attendance is such a disaster
    ……………………..I swear to god it makes me sick
    Go and get some season tickets, find someone to babysit
    The traffic isn't even as bad as how we look rubbish
    In our - one game with national ESPN coverage
    I'm a sucker for a superstar ……but the prob is
    Any kind of superstar - won't get involved with
    The Rockets, so the Office tries to solve with
    A roster of undersized power forwards on lock, kid
    …………………and that list is deep
    ….If that's the answer, it remains to be seen
    This may sound morbid and mean
    But I'll choke a baby if we get another pick 14
    I swear it! ….I was gonna name drop some players here
    But by tomorrow they may not even be playing here
    Somebody tell Stern, he aint even playing fair
    I think that's all I could be saying here
    ……….One thing I could predict with no fail tho
    There any chance for 'chip???? Oh Mc-Hale no!
    But still a fan, I could never hit the road
    Just to show, being a Rockets fan is so difficult


    Hope you all enjoy it and if you're curious to hear more, I have an album I released this year available as low as $2 here:http://dubwerth.bandcamp.com
    Thanks for your time!!
     
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  2. Hightop

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    good job, good effort?
    hey, at least you're repping houston. Better reviews is you had been a cute asian chick singing.
     
  4. ScolaIsBallin

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    that was good man, whats the instrumental
     
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    If that girl with the huge assets was standing in front of you, I would have finished watching.
     
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    Nice!

    Some body send this to Morey!:grin:
     
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    Thanks guyssssssssss


    The instrumental is the insanely infectious beat of "Guess Who Love You More" by Raheem Devaughn
     
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    Nice effort and thank you for your contribution. One thing that irked me throughout though was the use of light year as a unit of measure for time rather than distance. Cool rap bro.
     
  11. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Waiting for shipwreck to post and come across as a jealous, insane ex-girlfriend.
     
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    Lmfao
     
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    Anyways, you have a decent flow. Nice lyrics, great attempt. Definitely can improve. I'd like to listen to your other songs to give you better constructive criticism but I don't wanna pay $2.
     
  16. TdashDUB

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    Actually.. Fug it
    http://www.mediafire.com/?qaouo9fcah62f11

    ^^^ Free download of the album.
    I don't need money.. I need ears :)
     
  17. TdashDUB

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    LOL ...glad I hit backspace on Luis' name
     
  18. SK34

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    Also I know this dope producer. Only 14 years old. But dope. I'll let you know more details sooon.
     
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    UGK "Real Women"
     
  20. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Oh I have protools. Therefore I'm a dope producer.

    Also I have vocal chords. Therefore I'm a dope singer.



    Anyway props OP for sticking your neck out there. This is a huge site with tons of angry people on it. I'm not so bold. :p
     

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