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[Humor] Different TYPES of posters here on the forums

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Genesis, Jul 8, 2012.

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Bazinga!

#21 infinitidoug, Jul 8, 2012

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I LMAO when I saw the term YOF on urbandictionary.com

#22 SacTown, Jul 8, 2012
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TriCkz said: ↑

What about the YOFs And TOFs
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I was a LOF. I guess that means I'll be making myself scarce now that Lowry got traded

#23 Spacemoth, Jul 8, 2012
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How about the "its time to create a thread about someone eating crow even though I didn't have a post in the thread that I'm telling them to eat crow about" posters. Haven't seen them in a while but they're out there.

There for sure needs to be a "wrong forum" poster or a "admin wanna be internet police" poster. If you're going to say wrong forum or make fun of someone at least post about the topic.

And lastly there needs to be a "this thread is 20 pages pages long and I'm not going to read it all but I'm going to make an obvious comment about this that no one else could have possibly posted just so my opinion is on the interwebz" poster.

#24 Afterlife, Jul 8, 2012
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what about the posters of "what have you done lately"

a player has a few good games, and people says he is the heart of the rockets, and the best in the team, then either he has some bad games, or his backup plays better for some games, and people are complaining about the player that they said he was great.

or the "knee-jerk" posters, a player has a bad game, and creating threads saying: TRADE X PLAYER!!

or "attention w****" that wants to make a thread about his idea (not original)
just because his idea would be buried in the long thread about the same topic of his idea.

#25 david_rocket, Jul 8, 2012
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The vultures

#26 kidcave9, Jul 8, 2012
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Genesis said: ↑

It seems that everyone is on edge with the way the off season is panning out. This summer more than ever we are seeing all kinds (types) of posters commenting or creating threads. In the name of some <b>light hearted humor and fun</b>, I wanted to document the types of posters I came across over the years. Feel free to add your own description or assign a user to the following roles. Have fun with it =)

<b>“God?!” Poster(s)</b> - Besides the obvious powers of admin, usually these posters would have access to Rockets personnel, as well as offer the most balanced insight on rockets news. Without a second thought, these posters will lay the smack down when angered, thus locking threads or posting creative photo shopped images of posters deserving ridicule.

<b>“Big Bang Theory” Poster(s)</b> – These posters have offer the most insight onto the inner working of deals, contracts, and or salary cap information. They offer the forums with detailed knowledge and are invaluable in face palming preposterous trade posters (see later) that are commonly found around here.

<b>“In too Deep” Poster(s)</b> – These posters have connections with sources either inside the Rockets organization or another organization and are gracious enough to share their Intel either through cryptic messages or just flat out “spill the beans” style. However, just as they are revered when their Intel is accurate, the opposite is true as they take a beating from “Anderson Varejao” posters. (see later)

<b>“You Like Apples… how do you like these apples” Poster(s)</b> – Similar to Matt Damon character in Good Will Hunting, this is where I classify most of the well respected posters here on the forums. They offer insightful comments, answer questions, and frankly are AWESOME rockets fans. Love to get a suite (if you aren’t a rowdy already) and go to the games with you guys. Side note, they are often the ones clowning the “Anderson Varejao” posters, looove it.

<b>“Creeper Poster”(s)</b> – Like hiding in bushes and in trees, these posters only pop out when a thread is worth commenting on. Most of these posters are registered from the 90’s glory days, are in general just here to read the latest news.

<b>“Instagram” Poster(s)</b> – If pictures represent a thousand words… these posters choose pictures instead of words to express their opinion. You will often see “infamous” morey picture when things are going well… or hilarious photoshopped images.

<b>“King Joffrey” Poster(s)</b> – These posters are arrogant, stubborn, and have an air of entitlement when they post. Whether they post 50 times a day or 1… they always manage to piss someone off with their comments, and/or throws child tantrums when put in their place.

<b>“Anderson Varejao” Posters</b> – Similar to the King Joffrey posters, these posters are loathed on the forums. The posters are fakers, flip floppers, and hypocrites. There seemed to be an infestation of these posters on the board this summer, whether they are taking both sides on Morey (Obamafan yes I’m talking to you =) ), or potential trades. These fans are like the pitch fork holding mob that favor whatever camp is gaining momentum in a debate. (Hah I actually googled worst flip flopper and Varejao takes top honors on most lists)

<b>“Preposterous Trade” Poster(s)</b> – (Heh it was too hard to mimic the real men of genious bud commercials) These are my favorite. Whether its ignorance or just straight up homerism… they always think of Rocket’s best interest (really can’t fault them). Lets trade our 18th pick not the 12th or 16th mind you… and trade that to get Dwight Howard!! Yeaaaaa… who’s with meeeee?... guysz???

<b>“Cool Story Braaaah” Poster(s)</b> – These posters have actual run ins with our beloved Rockets and share their stories with us. Paul… your story was awesome! Except it seems every player you partied with is now gone minus Parsons… The season ticket holder that Morey called was pretty cool too. These kind of threads seem to bring out the “braaaaah” posters from underneath their shell lol.

I’m sure there are more, but these will do from me for now. Feel free to add more or edit description
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Im an apples and braah kinda poster ..

#27 BigMaloe, Jul 8, 2012

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We have the Kobe vs lebron posters that waste meaningless time arguing.

We have the apologist posters that always find something to defend.

We have the espn/tnt posters that repeat the same ****.

We have the Hakeem posters, remember those days.

We have the broskis that look right and left with no saying.

#28 cheke64, Jul 8, 2012
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Since I'm one of those "better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" guys, I probably fit as a Creeper Poster...and that sucks, given the name.
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LOL... I ain't scared. nore should you be... see I creep in and post.

better than being the crazy troll poster that posts ..... well just don't feed then is all i'm saying.

zzpot

#29 zzpot, Jul 8, 2012
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Can the posters who wanted to go after Varejao be lumped in the Varejao group?

#30 vinsensual, Jul 8, 2012
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How about the "its time to create a thread about someone eating crow even though I didn't have a post in the thread that I'm telling them to eat crow about" posters. Haven't seen them in a while but they're out there.
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I definitely fit into this category. Now you've seen one, eat crow.

#31 KDJ3, Jul 8, 2012
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david_rocket said: ↑

or the "knee-jerk" posters, a player has a bad game, and creating threads saying: TRADE X PLAYER!!
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I totally see that crap all the time. Thanks for reminder!

Haha zzpot, no shame being a creeper :grin:

#32 Genesis, Jul 8, 2012
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so why is there no category for posters who don't care about the draft or trades or wanting to be a GM and they are X and O guys who explain the game,,,,as we are watching it.
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And why is ther NO videos off those posters passing?!?

#33 topfive, Jul 8, 2012

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david_rocket said: ↑

what about the posters of "what have you done lately"

a player has a few good games, and people says he is the heart of the rockets, and the best in the team, then either he has some bad games, or his backup plays better for some games, and people are complaining about the player that they said he was great.

or the "knee-jerk" posters, a player has a bad game, and creating threads saying: TRADE X PLAYER!!

or "attention w****" that wants to make a thread about his idea (not original)
just because his idea would be buried in the long thread about the same topic of his idea.
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Yep... so true... I read CF for a long time before I even got an account... 99.9% of the time I wanted to kill 99.9% of the posters I read.

I stayed as cool as I could then and pulled no guns on people... now I know not to jump up and down about posts I read here.

we all have elbows and ass-holes and we use them everyday. Some people call them opinions.

zzpot.

#34 zzpot, Jul 8, 2012
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Have to say im a creeper poster :grin:

#35 Bids9, Jul 8, 2012
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You forgot one:

Tinman - Tinman, Nuff said.

#36 deekay209, Jul 8, 2012
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How much we hate stern lol

#37 mr. 13 in 33, Jul 8, 2012
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Ha Ha Ha. Summed it up pretty well. I am definitely a 'King Joffrey' poster. I love it too.

#38 Dreamin, Jul 8, 2012

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"Beware the Creeper"

Old-school, obscure, DC comic book character fans, holla!

#39 Batman Jones, Jul 9, 2012
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"This" posters- just put down a quote and say this or what he said

"LOL" posters- guys that comment with a happy face or lol or know

"Morey Haters"- enough said

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