My 1K post! I want to thank the Clutch crew for their excellent work, and dedicate this post to them. Here it is, in honor of my favorite author, Dr. Seuss. <hr> There are Rockets in my sockets. For them I'm writing dockets. Please don't call them mockets. Yao Ming is now king. See his passes how to fling? Teams will bow, and we will wow. Get the ring! He's the Dynasty, you see . . . if he can be nasty dunking blasty. Francis takes chances, Going to the hole, as his only goal. Stevie dives, Stevie drives. He has hop. He can pop. Just need to drop a few from the top. He's the Franchise, if he does realize how to actualize the whole team talentwise. And the Cat without the Hat. He's no dog or maybe a hog? He's still the Cat. He gets laughed at, like a brat. But he is not sat by coach's mat. And that's that. What about Rice? He is nice, if he's wise with a lower price. But don't shoot twice! And please bring a defensive device. Oh Griffin. Your shot's not a given. We wish you're more driven, and you'll be forgiven. There's big Cato, a hot potato. We want you lato, smash tomato. He's been greato, so don't hato. Is that Scrooge? No, that's Hooch Hooch the Mooch. "I'm a pro with the 'fro. When nothing can go, just dribbo." Where is Mo? I know, I know, he's so low! His shots might blow, but that's not his only woe. Mo, if you are slow, at least go and step on Shaq's toe. A new Posey! A bit nosey, to give a dosey, nothing cozy. Future rosy. Boki, Boki. A bit too low-key. Don't let that Hokey Pokey, affect your gun smokey, and you'll be okie-dokie. Terence Morris, defense unporous. Together with Norris, can't hit the forests. May go the way of dinosaurus. How 'bout that Hawk, nothing to gawk. Not just can stalk, those that who walk. Mickeal and Maddox, they give me headaches. Play like a fox, score in the box, or play like a mouse, stay in doghouse. Don't forget Collier, jollier than the follier. He decks the pine better than hollier. And lastly, Rudy. He is moody. He's never rudey, just brings the goodie.
LOL. Am I really that bad? Or nobody knows what Dr. Seuss is like? You think I'm trying to compete with Chance? It's like people think you are a talentless Johnny Carson wannabe when you are trying to impersonate Mr. Rogers! Oh well, so much for the dream of being a children book writer. Anyways, my next milestone will be 10,000 posts. Maybe I'll do a piece of Shakespeare then. At this rate, that will be 4+ years from now. By then, Jeff and heypartner will have about half a million posts each. And we'll be talking about 3-peat!
