Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend: "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot," he says, "someone has stolen our tent!"
Man, I understand not knowing who Jango Fett is, but Boba Fett? Wasn't there a poll recently that showed 50% of people on the Clutch BBS Houngout to be 20 something years old? and 25% to be 30 something? I really had no idea the Boba Fett reference would be so obscure, It's not like it was a "Data" from Star Trek joke.... Ladies and gentlemen, This is Bob Fett
You are cracking me up, Mr. M. But not with that initial joke. I think a few people around here were kind of playing around. I knew who those guys were, even though I haven't seen the recent movie.
Now that I have found out the reference I can officially say that this joke blows. AB, why did you know that this joke sucked? Is your star wars memory that good?
Two muffin's are in an oven, one turns to the other and says, "damn, its hot in here". The other looks over and says, "HOLY ****, A TALKING MUFFIN!!". Easily the stupidest joke ever told, but it gets me every time.
