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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rimrocker, Jan 2, 2003.

  1. Another Brother

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    Your momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
     
  2. heypartner

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    I'd like to get back to Sonny's response to clean shaves in the context of shampooing pubes.

    "smooth is cool."

    What? You think it makes your balls look bigger.
     
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Your momma's so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea World.
     
  4. BlastOff

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    You're momma so fat, she jumped into the air and got suck.

    Heard that a few years ago...I still think it's funny.
     
  5. BlastOff

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    My spelling stucks...er, sucks. :(
     
  6. heypartner

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    this reminds me. Does anyone really believe that Satan would use a "yo momma" dis?

    ...and can you name that dis?
     
  7. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    You mean got "sucked?" :confused: I don't get this at all.
     
  8. drapg

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    Hot damn, introduce me to that mama!
     
  9. Another Brother

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    Your momma is so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said 'GUESS' she said Levi's.
     
  10. MadMax

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    i'm gonna pretend that doesn't hurt a little! :)
     
  11. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Your momma's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued"
     
  12. A-Train

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    Yo mama's so stupid, she forgot to initialize her variable to zero and her program never entered her "while" loop...
     
  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Satan: "Your mother's such a sinner, I had to expel most of the Catholic Priests here to make room for her!"
     
  14. drapg

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    AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    that's the only one i've laughed out loud too!
     
  15. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    God, that is dumb.

    Your momma's so fat, I had to roll her around in dough to find the wet spot.
     
  16. BlastOff

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    Sorry B-Bob. My spelling sucks. It should have gone:

    You're momma so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.
     
  17. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    AB, jokes on you if you're wearing GUESS jeans. :p
     
  18. BlastOff

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    You're momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
     
  19. A-Train

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    Yo mama's so fat, she only weighs ONE-FIFTH her original weight on the Earth's moon!
     
  20. drapg

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    a new delicacy... Mommas in a blanket?
     

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