What's the craziest stuff anyone has admitted to you???

Nobody ever admits anything to me. The worst is probably when my friend admitted he lied to me once.

 

A guy I met told me he had broken into over 200 houses in the Toronto area in the 80s. I imagine he would have gotten shot in the US, but not as many people in Canada have guns.

 

One time Travis White admitted to me that he makes terrible music.

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I was working as a freelance web designer for some rich dude in Dallas area during college. He wanted to start a website that would advertise teleconference plane auctions. He was an auctioneer. Anyway, during lunch on my first day working for him (this was all at his house) he explained to me how he doesn't like girls his age, he likes girls MY age (he was in his 50s, I think). Then he talked about how he was so horny in his younger years he would frequently pull off to the side of the road to masturbate...because he needed to. I had known the guy all of 4 hours at that point. Since I was working at his house and there was no one else there to even speak up if he suddenly drugged me and locked me up in his basement, I just decided to never go back after that. Still feel pretty good about that decision.

 

Guy i used to hang out with told us that he was sleeping over at his ex best friends house when he suddenly woke up because his friend had started his penis.

 

sucking his penis

 

This guy at work said that I had a shane battier rookie of the year card.
****ing battiyay.

 

fav post!

 

A guy once told me how he got away with a drive by shooting at some restaurant to get back at someone who owed him money.

To prepare for this alleged crime, he went to the shooting range in the afternoon to lock in an alibi for the gunpowder residue on his hands since he knew he would be a primary suspect.

Oh, he also stole the drive by vehicle as well since there was no powder residue in his own vehicle that would indicate firing a gun out the window.

 

(asking stupid questions is like admitting something stupid, no?)

It was cold and snow white. My back comfortably resting against a thick tree. I had just taken a hit off the hash pipe when Scott whispered from the other side, "do Japanese p***y really go horizontal?" I raise my 30 aut 6 waiting for more movement along the hillside...nothing. Leaned back against the tree, shook my head and said, "yep".

Now this was in the mid 70s so there are a lot of levels of ignorance going on here. I probably was Scott's first "not born in America" friend, all the joes were coming home from Viet Nam so the mysterious east was everywhere, and we had just graduated from HS.

Yep, you'd be surprised the questioned I got asked....

 

Someone at work admitted they hadn't showered for a few weeks. We hadn't even noticed, we told him in all honesty... he said it was because he hadn't paid the water bill (* we wondered how he urinated or defecated, but never asked again or teased him about it, to my knowledge, but talk about it now since he doesn't work for us).

I liked how you FAIL'd even with the attempt to Italicize. :grin:

 

Does college stuff count?

 

hell yea it does.

 

I think THOSE are the ones we're waiting for, ma'am. Shoot.

 

A chick in high school told me that she had been raped by her father.

She was always really frank about wanting to screw me... But I never could get past what my ears had heard. I hope she turned out to be OK.

 

Girl I kinda had started to date told me she had multiple trains run on her back in college. Then admitted she wanted more trains run on her in D.C. since she had aspirations of becoming a politician and pretty much admitted she would be willing to sleep her way to the top. Hardcore liberal that said she'd love to be caught in a scandal with a Republican that she could blackmail and expose by sleeping with. Total sweet girl personality up front. Complete b-itch and total s-lut once you got to know the real her...i.e when she would consume a bottle of her favorite red wine. Pretty startling stuff to discover about someone by the third informal date.

 

A girl that I use to be friends with once told me that she once had an affair with her high school teacher and when the dude got caught he ended up stabbing his infant son in the process....