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[FUNNY] Sex Toy Fools Entire Chinese Village

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SunsRocketsfan, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. trueroxfan

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    It didn't load. I can't watch the video on my work network, but it looked like a dildo. It's not?
     
  2. SunsRocketsfan

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    Haha JOKE is on you too... you either are in the closet since you see penis's everywhere or apparently you haven't had much experience with the female anatomy.
     
  3. trueroxfan

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    It's not? I can only see the one frame the video displays before loading and that looks like a dildo in a bucket of water to me. And I have seen plenty of dildos in buckets of water in my lifetime...
     
  4. SunsRocketsfan

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    the original video is on youtube. no its not a johnson

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0B4suxQVUAQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  5. trueroxfan

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    I can't watch videos relating to penis' at work! LOL. So what is that first video of? Are you telling me that is NOT a dildo in a bucket of wateR?
     
  6. trueroxfan

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    Would it matter if I was in the closet?
    Would that be any of your business?
    It was a joke you tool.
     
  7. SunsRocketsfan

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    wouldnt matter to me :) and you are right none of my business... my attempt at a lame joke

    and the original video is safe to watch at work. it's from a news station.. but if your work blocks youtube then watch it when you get home and you will know what everyone is laughing at
     
  8. SunsRocketsfan

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    haha the responses in this thread is as funny as the villagers.. Apparently the mysterious sex toy confuses Clutchfans members also.

    I just gotta say two in the pink and one in the stink
     
  9. krnxsnoopy

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    Wow you guys are total fail.

    Mushroom shape = male organ?

    Reporter thought Mushroom shape = mushroom

    You guys are just as bad.
     
  10. trueroxfan

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    Forgiven.

    I am assuming from a few responses here that it is one of those synthetic vaginas or whatever, but since it has two holes it must have a rectum as well. Cool stuff...
     
  11. LCII

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    looks like some people in this thread are more ignorant than chinese villagers who probably have little to no info on the outside world. LOL
     
  12. leroy

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    Oh, yes they have...

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    from superbad
     
  14. Fyreball

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    Double ended Fleshlight?? Man, Chinese people think of EVERYTHING!
     
  15. PinoyRocket

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    Yao left his toy?
     
  16. CometsWin

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    Personal problem
     
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    according to the report from kotaku.. they found it 80m deep!

    hahahah
    So either someone buried it or it's many millions of years old. :grin: either way.. I wouldn't touch it.
     
  18. Raven

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    That news bunny should go work for Fox News.
     
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