A swimmer I coached maybe 5 years back will be swimming for Mexico in the Olympics. I guess that doesn't have much to do with me, but it's still kinda cool.
Oh, one of those threads^^ I can rep an NFL combine style 225 bench 29 times @ 5'8 183 lbs with a 35 inch vert I surprise folks on the bball court
My shirts never wrinkle. If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
Before I became a Born Again Christian I was the owner of a successful brothel. True story. Praise God.
I am currently trying to untangle a massive knot in my baitcasting reel. I passed a test today, that I thought I might fail, with a 92. The test cost me $200 to take.
My mother would torture me for at least eight hours a day for a solid year using a variety of ice-water enimas, burning me with matches, burning me with cigarettes, even at one point hanging me upside down for about six hours. She once buried me alive. She used me as a float...when we were in a ship wreck, she actually used me as a life preserver. She just wrapped me around herself and didn't care whether I breathed or not. She tried to use me one time to stop up a leaky gas valve in our kitchen. She just said, "Put your lips over that thing". I once beat an old woman almost to death with a lamp. She was one of these hand-wringing grandmother types. I have my own filing cabinet at the National Institute of Health - Psychology Division. I am a walking monster. A miracle of modern monstrosity. What I once did to an entire orphanage of children shouldn't even be repeated.
I once learned kung fu from a Tibetan monk... turned out he was gay and tried busting moves on me and then tried to steal my Louis Vitton wallet.. I proceeded to use the moves he taught me and managed to escape the sanctuary.
