It's sad that this thread made it this long with no Lebowski quotes. Walter Sobchak: Shut the **** up, Donny. Walter Sobchak: **** it, Dude, let's go bowling. Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's ****in' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss ****in' watch. Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude. The Dude: Thank you, Donny. Walter Sobchak: I told those ****s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! Donny: What's Shabbos? Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ****ing ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as **** don't ****ing roll! Shomer shabbos! Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable. Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. The Dude: He fixes the cable? Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. The Dude: Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus. Jesus Quintana: You ready to be ****ed, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up. The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy **** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the ****ing trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude: Jesus. Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus. Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude. Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest ****? What's this bull****? I don't ****in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the ****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have ****ed you in the ass Saturday. I **** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
Fight Club: "Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted." "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"
This entire movie consists of "favorite movie quotes." Alferd Packer: The sky is blue and all the leaves are green. My heart's as warm as a baked potato. I think I know precisely what I mean, when I say it's a *Shpadoinkle* day! ___________________________________________________ James Humphrey: Fudge, Packer? _______________________________________________ [interrupting the trappers' gruesome song about the joys of killing animals] George Noon: Oh, stop! James Humphrey: That's sick! Frenchy Cabazon: I agree! Nutter was singing in the wrong key! Preston Nutter: No I wasn't! It was Loutzenheiser! I was singing in E flat minor. Frenchy Cabazon: The SONG'S in F sharp major! Shannon Bell: I think they're the same thing. I mean, E flat is the relative major of F sharp. Frenchy Cabazon: No it isn't! The relative minor is three half-tones DOWN from the major, not up! George Noon: No, it's three down. Like A is the relative minor of C major. O.D. Loutzenheiser: But isn't A sharp in C major? Shannon Bell: Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales or something? Frenchy Cabazon: A sharp is tonic to C major! It's the sixth! James Humphrey: No it isn't! Israel Swan: Well, it would be like a raised 13th if anything. _______________________________________________ James Humphrey: Excuse me. I've been doing some thinking. Ummm... just kind of looking at our situation here, and I've come to the conclusion that we're completely f*#ked! Has anybody else made this discovery? __________________________________________ Shannon Bell: Can you tell us what tribe this is? Indian Chief: We are Indians. Shannon Bell: Yes... I can see that, but can you tell us... Indian Chief: You don't believe we are Indians? Shannon Bell: No, all... Indian Chief: We have teepees! [Motions with arms at teepees] Shannon Bell: Yes, I see, but... Indian Chief: Look at all these teepees we have... Because, we are... [looks at companion and folds arms] Indian Chief: Indians!
oh yeah and this gem: Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it. Buford T. Justice: Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bull**** is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SOMBITCH? gosh i love that movie
A buddy and I play "NAME THAT MOVIE/SHOW/COMEDIAN" on IM constantly. I'm up for a nice game today on the BBS, too. "He'll live." - T-1000 "Why?" - T-1000 "WHY?" - T-1000 "He's looking for his son, Fabio." - Dory "Go easy on him, he just lost his son Chico." - Dory "Goodbye, Elmo!" - Dory "The only thing that can generate that kind of electricity is a bolt of lightning!" - Doc Brown "A what?" - Marty McFly "A bolt of lightning!" - Back to the Future "Jeez, that's a BIG FISH." - Lt. Sam Girard "NooOOOOoooooOOOOooooOOOOoooooooooo!!!" - Darth Vader Most of the newer Disney ones. All of Tombstone, T2, Bound By Honor, Coming to America, The Fugitive, All the Star Wars SAGA. "Oh, it is you... OH MY GOODNESS! OH MY GOODNESS! I am a loyal citizen of ZAMUNDA!" - vendor at the Garden "The royal penis... is clean." - bather "OK, OK!" I know the entire dialog to those two, sir. Well done. You took all of mine. You tell me a quote from any of those two, sir, and I will tell you what scene it is, which character, what comes after and what was said before. "Juanito always loved me more"... Also: "I know a little German!"
[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play] Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?" Foster: Cat Game? What's the record? Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side] Larry Johnson: Sorry about the... Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration. [the man hands him his license] Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2) [Mac ticks off two fingers] Larry Johnson: Sorry. [the man laughs a little] Foster: Is there something funny here boy? Larry Johnson: Oh, no. Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson? [pause] Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we? Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow? Foster: Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one] Larry Johnson: I thought... Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs] Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny? Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow. Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing] Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger] Foster: Do you see me eating mice? Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6) Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir. Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man] Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it? Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
man, some of these are either not readable, or just don't translate to bbs out of context. I'd expect better, but I'm sure they're better in the films... at least I hope so. Now I'll give it a shot... I don't think it will work, but... ---- Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground. Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see... Gale: Shut up! Feisty Hayseed: Okay then. ---- Hayseed in the Pickup: Son, you got a panty on your head. H.I.: You drive fast ---- Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of. ---- Narrator: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. ---- Willy: What the hell you need ball bearings for? Fletch: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. [leans arm on hot engine part] Fletch: Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State. ----
I always loved this one: Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun! Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Foster: [after a pause] Which... makes them not really shenanigans at all. Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans! Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they hand the Captain their pistols]
Die Hard was on last night. It is full of good lines, but this one always makes me laugh. Special Agent Johnson (on the phone): "This is Agent Johnson." " No. The other agent Johnson." Not enough love for Chuck in this thread. I forget the name of the movie, but he is playing a cop. He walks into a bar full of bad guys: first bad guy: "I don't think you should be here." Chuck: "When I want your opinion I will beat it out of you."
"The Doors? Jim Morrison? He's a drunken buffoon posing as a poet... Give me the Guess Who. They got the courage to be drunken buffoons, which makes them poetic." - Lester Bangs Love that movie
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“You give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing." -- George Clooney, the Descendants the first and most recent one the quickly popped into my head. i remember thinking what a great line it was as soon as he said it.
Gladiator: Commodus: "How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name." Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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