The 11 days of Christmas: Astros style

You'll see why the 12th day was omitted .

Production done by Pued, Zac and myself .


Here goes nothing.

On the first day of christmas, my GM gave to me, a second baseman with a moustache from a porno movie.

On the 2nd day of Christmas my GM gave to me, two pitchers who can win TWENTY! and a 2nd baseman with a moustache from a porno movie.

On the 3rd day of christmas my GM gave to me, three MVP candidates! Two pitchers who can with TWENTY! and a second baseman with a moustache from a porno movie.

On the 4th day of christmas my GM gave to me, four starting outfielders! Three MVP candidates, two pitchers who can win TWENTY!, and a second baseman with a moustache from a porno movie.

On the 5th day of Christmas my GM gave to me, a 5 game NL Central Leeeeeead! Four starting outfielders, 3 MVP candidates, two pitchers who can win TWENTY!, and a second baseman with a moustache from a porno movie.

On the 6th day of Christmas my GM gave to me, six bullpen aces!A 5 game NL Central Leeead!, four starting outfielders, three MVP candidates, two pitchers who can win TWENTY!, and a second baseman with a moustache from a porno movie.

On the 7th day of Christmas my GM gave to me, seven craig biggio triples! Six bullpen aces, a 5 game NL Central Leeead!, four starting outfielders, three MVP candidates, two pitchers who can win TWENTY!, and a second baseman with a moustache from a porno movie.

On the 8th day of Christmas my GM gave to me, eight lugo errors! Seven craig biggio triples, six bullpen aces, a 5 game NL Central Leeead!, four starting outfielders, three MVP candidates, two pitchers who can win TWENTY!, and a second baseman with a moustache from a porno movie.

On the 9th day of Christmas my GM gave to me, nine studly starters! Eight lugo errors, seven craig biggio triples, six bullpen aces, a 5 game NL Central Leeead!, four starting outfielders, three MVP candidates, two pitchers who can win TWENTY!, and a second baseman with a moustache from a porno movie.

On the 10th day of Christmas my GM gave to me, ten runs a game! Nine studly starters, eight lugo errors, seven craig biggio triples, six bullpen aces, a 5 game NL Central Leeead!, four starting outfielders, three MVP candidates, two pitchers who can win TWENTY!, and a second baseman with a moustache from a porno movie.

On the 11th day of Christmas my GM gave to me, eleven playoff wins! Ten runs a game, nine studly starters, eight lugo errors, seven craig biggio triples, six bullpen aces, a 5 game NL Central Leeead!, four starting outfielders, three MVP candidates, two pitchers who can win TWENTY!, and a second baseman with a moustache from a porno movie.

Thats it because that means a WS ring .

And I think Chance should do a song like this.