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Being a Houston Rockets fan is like...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Thefabman, Apr 19, 2012.

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  1. lightningferron

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    OUCH! :(
     
  2. mattrbowers

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    It's like having ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
     
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  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Being a Rocket's fans is like landing on Fusilli Jerry and scraping your roids.

    DD
     
  4. conquistador#11

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    winner! :grin:
     
  5. Ricksmith

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    It's like dipping your balls in lava.
     
  6. RocketRaccoon

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    reading kneejerking threads in garm after a bad game
     
  7. johnnyonthespot

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    Like going through menopause. You may experience severe mood swings and sudden tears, bouts of rapid heart beat, hot flashes, hair loss, panic, anxiety, and loss of libido.
     
  8. Thefabman

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    lol i made this AFTER 5 bad games against the very teams we needed to beat to get into the playoffs...at least i waited, i think its warranted.


    being a rockets fan is like winning a date with a celebrity and whoopie goldberg showing up.
     
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    ...being addicted to a drug knowing that rarely you are going to feel good afterwards, most of the times makes you physically ill and mentally nuts but always come back for more.
     
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    Close. Its more like getting kicked in the nuts right after the endorphin rush from the last kick in the nuts wore off.
     
  12. acsorelle4

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    Alternating waves of pain relief and nausea.
     
  13. LCAhmed

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    It's almost as bad as being a sports fan in Cleveland.
     
  14. Rockets34Legend

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    Being a Texans fan from 2002 til' last season.
     
  15. Patience

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    Quit whining fools. Being a Rockets fan is awesome.

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  16. Thefabman

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    hell yeah! tonight was super awesome! :cool:

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    a challenger appears.
     
  17. daywalker02

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    Live the present..... man! and it looks different
     

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