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[dog story] Just got asked "Do you beat your dog."

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. TheChosenOne

    TheChosenOne Contributing Member

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    "no, but I dicked yo wife dawg"
     
  2. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    "Yes, sometimes. Whenever she wants to play rough. Say... you like sex?"
     
  3. thadeus

    thadeus Member

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    "Sure! Let's do it together!"
     
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    aghast Member

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    From Out of Sight, the most inappropriate of the "Do you beat your dog?" = female metaphors (NSFW: language):

    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3ThrlTaPWO8#t=00m30s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    The coed was looking to detach your other retina.
     
  6. JusBleezy

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JgGA-hHWxtA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     

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