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[Rage] Got Stuck Pooping Without Anything to Read

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Apr 9, 2012.

  1. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    Donate to his paypal account so that he can afford magazines for his bathroom. It's a shame he has to live this way, has me in tears.
     
  2. Precision340

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    lol.. classic 1st World Problems
     
  3. Dei

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    You guys know poop vaporizes and sticks to the plastic in electronics, right?
     
  4. hotballa

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    so everyone should remove their cell phones before pooping?
     
  5. bobmarley

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    that's right!!

    My wife had never heard of these until we got married. She never would read it until about a half year into our marriage when she opened it up, and she has been reading them ever since.
     
  6. rolyat93

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    Do you guys really take long enough poops to read stuff? I mean, maybe it's because I'm younger but I'm usually out of there in less than 5 minutes.
     
  7. TheRealist137

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    I usually rub one out, easy cleanup too, just flush.
     
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  9. rhadamanthus

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    This thread requires a visit from weslinder. I have no doubt that he has many an idea on how to avoid this dastardly state of affairs.
     

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