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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Apr 10, 2012.

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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    How the hell do people use single ply toilet paper? Stuff makes me waddle after I use it.

    What is your favorite? Do you go for durability, or do you like to feel like you're wiping with a cloud.

    Personally I go with

    [​IMG]
     
    #1 CCorn, Apr 10, 2012
  2. Surfguy

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    I didn't even know they had TP with Aloe & E (wth is E? E as in "dude...my bumhole is wiggin"). I will have to give that a try.
     
    #2 Surfguy, Apr 10, 2012
  3. RocketMan Tex

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    When you own and live in a 60 year old house, and your sewer pipes are original equipment, you only use single-ply toilet paper...unless you have lots of spare cash and enjoy calling your plumber to snake out your sewer pipes every other month! :grin:
     
    #3 RocketMan Tex, Apr 10, 2012
  4. DonkeyMagic

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    i like the charmin with aloe better. The cottonelle seems to leave little pieces behind...no pun intended
     
    #4 DonkeyMagic, Apr 10, 2012
  5. CCorn

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    Whenever I visit my parents, I have to bring some pocket wet wipes. They use like walmart sandpaper brand TP. I imagine it's what they used at Guantanamo Bay.
     
    #5 CCorn, Apr 10, 2012
  6. mylilpony

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    angel scratch. it lets you know when youre done.

    seriously i wish we us americans used bidets and such as
     
    #6 mylilpony, Apr 10, 2012
  7. Prince

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    any paper printed with

    [​IMG]
     
    #7 Prince, Apr 10, 2012
  8. weslinder

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    Charmin Basic. It hits the sweet spot between Charmin Ultra Soft and Charmin Ultra Strong.
     
    #8 weslinder, Apr 10, 2012
  9. No Worries

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    It's time to get real about what happens in the bathroom ...

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pvzSFKmP2-0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #9 No Worries, Apr 10, 2012
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    Whatevers on sale from Charmin is fine for my behind.
     
    #10 rolyat93, Apr 10, 2012
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    Scott, it's rigid and not too 'foamy', I like it
     
    #11 Royals Ego, Apr 10, 2012
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    Any kind of Charmin will do for me
     
    #12 Scionxa, Apr 10, 2012
  13. eveluvsrox

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    Both Cottonelle and Charmin. Usually which ever one is cheaper at the store.
    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7fdIEHpPIro" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #13 eveluvsrox, Apr 10, 2012
  14. Haymitch

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    Angel Soft.

    It's cheap and it doesn't make my ******* bleed. That's good enough.
     
    #14 Haymitch, Apr 10, 2012
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    This is what I use, seems to have a better price than others types/brands too.
     
    #15 Kate81, Apr 10, 2012
  16. Relentless

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    I buy charmin.

    Off topic...my little cousins in Mexico ran around saying "Cha cha cha Charmin" when I visited them 6 years ago.
     
    #16 Relentless, Apr 10, 2012
  17. stthomsfinest

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    The best toilet paper is water, ya sick bastards :p

    [​IMG]

    The Bidet-Ole, at a online store near you! Spray that dookie away!

    And if not that, an unused sports bottle and some cottonelle wipes will do the trick.
     
    #17 stthomsfinest, Apr 10, 2012
  18. SwoLy-D

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    Can't be too soft... I don't want bits and pieces between my buttocks.

    Have I already asked the DareDevil and blind people question? How do they know when they have finished cleaning their butt after a dump? I know DD (congrats, DD) will use his sonar and check for extra "dirt" on the paper, but... how do blind people know? :confused:

    Waiting on word from the official Poop-thread guide of ClutchFans, mister shower-after-every-dump guy...
    It's pretty popular.

    <object width="420" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iPjaMOZZD58?version=3&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iPjaMOZZD58?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

    :eek:
     
    #18 SwoLy-D, Apr 10, 2012
  19. Lil Pun

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    A combination of Angel Soft and flushable wipes.
     
    #19 Lil Pun, Apr 10, 2012
  20. mfastx

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    Speaking of toilet paper, I need to wipe my ass..
     
    #20 mfastx, Apr 10, 2012
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