This guy doesn't sound like one of the Wise Men - From staff reports Monday December 16, 2002; 12:45 PM Man allegedly had sex with sheep Charleston police arrested an East Bank man for allegedly having sex with a sheep used in a West Side funeral home's live nativity scene. Joey Armstrong, 29, allegedly broke into a shed that housed the animals used in the holiday scene at the Bartlett-Burdette-Cox Funeral Home on Tennessee Avenue about 5:50 a.m. Saturday, Charleston Police Sgt. Brent Webster said. Police, who were responding to a suspicious person call, say they found the suspect at the nativity scene, Webster said. Armstrong was charged with trespassing, destruction of property and cruelty to animals. He was being held at South Central Regional Jail on $2,500 bond. Webster said police are consulting with the prosecutor's office and bestiality charges could be issued against Armstrong. http://www.dailymail.com/news/News/2002121645/
Took the words right outta my mouth! Nah, New Zealanders aren't that bad. They did give us Middle Earth. OK. A New Zealand joke (from Patch Adams). "Did you know they found a new use for sheep in New Zealand? Wool."
