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If I win the Mega Millions tonight I will.....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by eddiewinslow, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. eddiewinslow

    eddiewinslow Member

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    1. take the $259M cash payment,tell my law school prof to eat it, and make an offer on the rockets for a controlling 51% stake.

    2.do 2 chicks at the same time

    3.go to all the atm machiness i own tonight and open them and withdraw the money stored in them and hit the mens club up and blow my entire life savings up to this point

    4. buy one of those trash cans of ice cream the kid had in blank check

    that is all

    What would you do? Did any of you play tonight??? I bought $10.....supposedly jackpot hits $450 mill if nobody wins tonight.....that's nuts, you could be propelled into sports team owner money overnight
     
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  2. lean

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    Such a waste of money. It's amazing how much people throw away on stupid lotteries, and for what? So you can buy large amounts of ice cream or make it rain at the strip club? Although you make a good point, doing 2 chicks at once would instantly be in play once you won that jackpot.... *leaves to buy lottery ticket*
     
  3. coolweather

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    i will buy out Dalembert's jump shot.
     
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  4. macalu

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    if i win i'm going to change my name and dress in drag when they introduce me to public.
     
  5. tmoney1101

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    what time is the drawing?
     
  6. tmoney1101

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    you can bang two chicks for 300 bucks.
     
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    I would rent a tour bus and pay Metta World Peace 10 mil to tour the country with me going crazy at every major city.
     
  8. apollo33

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    I will buy out Utah Jazz and move them to Alaska
     
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  9. CJLarson

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    Support my family. Make sure everyone is comfortable and happy.

    Big house with a pool that has basketball goals. Big BBQ pit in the yard. I'm a simple kind of guy.

    Oh, and I would become a season ticket holder of the Astros, Rockets and Texans.
     
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  10. eddiewinslow

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    agree buy the jazz and bring down the stockton and malone jerseys from the rafters and burn them immediately following the final home game before the move to europe to become sterns first european team(all the white players will be welcome)
     
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    I would get a large pan pizza from Pizza Hut.
     
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  12. eddiewinslow

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    cmon man no hotter wife???? no football field size bbq pit??? no playmate house in the backyard ala playboy mansion......simple or not, you've got dreams damnit!
     
  13. JusBleezy

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    Winner!
     
  14. Stacy's knee

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    Hire a hitman to kill Jason Terry.
     
  15. HombreDeHierro

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    yeah I'd take the cash and GTFO of "modern" society

    buy lots of land, do whatever the **** i want
     
  16. Remix

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    Take the lump sum pack a suit case and travel the world. Easy
     
  17. CJLarson

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    Hotter wife?? I'm 19 ****ing years old! Besides, I wouldn't want some b****y hot wife who would end up divorcing and taking a big sum of that money. I'll stick with my chick.
     
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    Will give every member on Clutchfans 1 dollar
     
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    One thing I don't want to do is get married.
     

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