I got an ant farm......

Give them some aphids. Then you'll have a ranch.

 

well, dumb ants can't farm.
You need intelligants.

 

ahahah!

Those ants won't do anything without parents! (par(ants))

 

Maybe you should ask your a(u)nt or uncle...

 

Antfarms are awesome, you must be doing something wrong, or have a really cheap one. I love them. As Jon Stewart would say: "Have you ever seen an antfarm on weeeed?"

 

They must be immigr-ants.

 

or worse, immigrants with high society elegants who won't farm, like Eva Gabor on Green Acres.

 

Buck: Credit where it's due, please. This is a Mitch Hedberg joke.

 

Maybe they didn't get enough water....



...open a hydrant.

 

That's f-ant-astic.

 

I'm thinking they didn't farm because they were injured...perhaps they tore their anterior crucial ligament.

 

I w-ant to tell you guys something. Ants c-ant farm for ****.

Ants favorite song?

Ch-ant-illy Lace.


Uhm....too drunk.

 

to really understand them, you need to know a thing or two about ANThropology...

 

Mitch Hedberg flippin' rules...

 

It's the cutest infestation ever.

 

thats a kola bear silly

 

Hey buddy, why don't you have a leaf.;