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I got an ant farm......

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Buck88, Dec 13, 2002.

  1. Buck88

    Buck88 Member

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    Them fellas didn't grow ****.
     
    #1 Buck88, Dec 13, 2002
  2. AntiSonic

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    Give them some aphids. Then you'll have a ranch.
     
    #2 AntiSonic, Dec 13, 2002
  3. heypartner

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    well, dumb ants can't farm.
    You need intelligants.
     
    #3 heypartner, Dec 13, 2002
  4. rockHEAD

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    ahahah!

    Those ants won't do anything without parents! (par(ants))
     
    #4 rockHEAD, Dec 13, 2002
  5. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Maybe you should ask your a(u)nt or uncle...:D
     
    #5 boomboom, Dec 13, 2002
  6. LeGrouper

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    Antfarms are awesome, you must be doing something wrong, or have a really cheap one. I love them. As Jon Stewart would say: "Have you ever seen an antfarm on weeeed?"
     
    #6 LeGrouper, Dec 13, 2002
  7. PhiSlammaJamma

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    They must be immigr-ants.
     
    #7 PhiSlammaJamma, Dec 13, 2002
  8. heypartner

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    or worse, immigrants with high society elegants who won't farm, like Eva Gabor on Green Acres.
     
    #8 heypartner, Dec 13, 2002
  9. Batman Jones

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    Buck: Credit where it's due, please. This is a Mitch Hedberg joke.
     
    #9 Batman Jones, Dec 13, 2002
  10. Behad

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    Maybe they didn't get enough water....



    ...open a hydrant.

    :)
     
    #10 Behad, Dec 13, 2002
  11. fadeaway

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    That's f-ant-astic.
     
    #11 fadeaway, Dec 13, 2002
  12. RunninRaven

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    I'm thinking they didn't farm because they were injured...perhaps they tore their anterior crucial ligament.
     
    #12 RunninRaven, Dec 13, 2002
  13. Chance

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    I w-ant to tell you guys something. Ants c-ant farm for ****.

    Ants favorite song?

    Ch-ant-illy Lace.


    Uhm....too drunk.
     
    #13 Chance, Dec 14, 2002
  14. rockHEAD

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    to really understand them, you need to know a thing or two about ANThropology... :rolleyes:
     
    #14 rockHEAD, Dec 14, 2002
  15. rockHEAD

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    Mitch Hedberg flippin' rules...
     
    #15 rockHEAD, Dec 14, 2002
  16. Iron McFist

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    It's the cutest infestation ever.
     
    #16 Iron McFist, Dec 14, 2002
  17. Frylock

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    thats a kola bear silly :D
     
    #17 Frylock, Dec 14, 2002
  18. Iron McFist

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    Hey buddy, why don't you have a leaf.;
     
    #18 Iron McFist, Dec 15, 2002
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