BBS Best Poster (The Sequel) Tournament - The Championship

I did reveal where I work in this thread. I'm merely a nobody with a pretty neat job. That hardly constitutes a secret identity (but then again, I never claimed to have one). If you want secret identities, I suggest you turn to Another Brother, world famous comedian, or even Achebe, Nobel prize winner.

 

I'm going to Disneyland!!!!!

I wish...actually, I'm goin to lunch...but who's counting.

 

Sometimes all you can say is "wow." I am so honored by this win. Thank you to all who voted for me and those who campaigned and politicked on my behalf. Your efforts have come to fruition.

When Manny started this tournament I thought that maybe I could get to the third round. I never thought I'd be the last man standing when all the dust settled. Then I started to defeat posters I never thought I would...Batman Jones, drapg...and VesceySux.

Under my administration, posters of all political ideologies will be free to voice their opinions...regardless of how wrong they may be. This will come to be known as the golden age of the BBS. Thank you for the faith you have had in me. I will not let you down.

To my opponent...thank you for running a tight race. You and your cards almost took the day. About the cards...if you happen to see Christopher Moltisanti or his boys...please accept my apologies in advance.

Thank you all...and God bless.

 

... "and of course the posters I knew I would crush..."

I will launch my own investigation! Refman will be uncovered like Kelly Clarkson! He is no amateur poster!

 

REFMAN!!!

 

I forgot to mention the ever-popular B-Bob.

Man...B-Bob has some serious issues. Perhaps we could refer him to a mental health professional.

 

"You know, I have completely given up. ... *sigh* ...
The guy will never take on the day in a way I can fathom.
By the way, congrats, Refman. But don't even think
of starting your own call-in show. I will crush you!"

 

You know, that is food for thought. I wonder which BBS poster or combination of posters would make good radio call-in show hosts. I think the following combinations would be fun to listen to:

For balance:
Refman and Jeff
MadMax and MacBeth
RM95 and Phi83
myself and haven or Batman Jones

Another Brother and anybody
B-Bob and anybody

any others?

 

I think the Refman and Trader_Jorge show would be pure testosterone...and a blast to listen to.

That being said, I'd welcome the opportunity to co-host a show with Jeff.

 

LHutz and tybrave

 

I may be on with Lance and John next week, anyone up for some guerilla radio?

 

AB -
When do you think that would be? Those guys get started pretty early in the morning (6:00am?).

 

I submitted to Lance weds. and he hasn't gotten back to me yet, but they're usually pretty cool about that kinda thing. I don't know what time but I'd guess pretty early (7-9am).

 

I think Mrs. JB and Dimsie would be a very witty, humorous duo...( wow, you cannot even use the word 'duo' anymore without having a disclaimer that there is absolutely no SNL reference intended )

 

For a radio show:

- Heypartner vs. codell might be fun (Heyp vs. oeilpere would work, too).
- The Cat vs. Manny Ramirez would probably set the world record for most "jabroni" uses in an hour long period.
- Troy "I be tight with Stevie" Baros vs. his callers (or Windandsea, Yao's #1 female fan) would be hilarious.
- Trader_Jorge vs. NYKRule would be like Hardball.

I worked at a college radio station up in Ithaca during a year at school. Twice a week, I did hourly sports updates and the like. Every Sunday night, a panel of 6 of us would host an hour-long sports roundtable show, kind of like PTI. Seeing as it was college radio, the "your momma" jokes flowed like wine.

 

ya know, it wouldn't be impossible to simply run the occasional CC net internet radio program.. just broadcast live on-line... poor Clutch has enough technical headaches now in the Ming era, but it's fun to think about.

I used to do a show on KTRU in Houston. "The Bleeding Head Variety Show." Mainly music, but some interviews with freaky bands, and the occasional freaky politician. But that was back in the day when you still spun records eek: ) in a radio studio. I'm beyond rusty now.

 

Mr. Scary and I should host the weekly Raider Hour. In that hour I will explain how Rich Gannon is the best QB ever, While Scary will give credit to all your favorite teams that are crushed by us.

Sample :

Scary - "The Raiders have the Dolphins coming up this week, moe what do you think."

moe - "Rich Gannon good"

Scary - "What about Ricky Williams? He will be a huge factor in this game?"

moe - "Rich Gannon...hmmmmm, Rich Gannon goooooood"

Scary - "Now, Lets take a call from Manny Ramirez."

Manny - "Hello guys"

Scary - "Hey Manny"

moe - "Rich Gannon would win the BoSox a World Series"

Manny - "Haha, You're probably right... But lets get to the real reason I'm here, I'm dating this 47 year old woman from Mongolia who has 3 missing teeth, But I fear she may be using me for my 10 dollar discount card from Blockbuster."

(moe says Rich Gannon 4 times during Manny's tirade)

Scary - "Uhhh Manny, This isn't love tips with Refman and Mrs. JB"

Manny - "Oh *expletive*, what show is this"

moe - "Rich Gannon"

Manny - "Rich Gannon *expletive* sucks, He is a jabroni"

Scary - "Manny, have you looked at the stats? The Raiders are clearly the favorite to win, even though I do give credit to every other team.

Manny - "Stats my *expletive* ass"

(Manny goes into a 4 minute rampage where the only words understandable are jabroni, celibacy, and numerous expletives)

moe - "I wonder if Gannon could *expletive* 5084 women in one season like Dan Marino did"

Scary - "moe, thats passing yards"

moe - "Still, Gannon could probably do that"

Scary - "He's married"

moe - "good point, he isn't used to sex"

Scary - "we'll be back after this"