A have alot of female friends (also alot of male friends so i gues i'm just popular ) and one thing i find very amusing is when we al go out. al the terrible pick up lines alot af men try. So i want to know what are the best and worst pickup lines you have heard. i'll start with a few: Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven? Here is a Quarter (25 cents coin) so you can call home to tell you're mother you arn't sleeping home tonight. Where are you're wings?? How You Doing? Have you seen my heart,because i'm sure you just stole it. and the worst of them al: Don't i know you from somewhere?
Bad pick-up lines must be the same all over the world. You mentioned a lot of the worst ones. They're right on up there with: "You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all night." "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" "Nice legs. What time do they open?" Does anyone actually use these old lines anymore? If so, do you get your face slapped often? And - like you said - "I know you from somewhere". I remember a 12-year-old boy who would go out and literally use that line on every girl, one after the other. That's about the level of it.
"Do you know my watch has magical powers. It can tell me anything." "Yeah right" "No, really. In fact, its telling me that you aren't wearing any panties" "Sorry to tell you this, but, your watch is wrong. I do have panties on" "Damn. It must be an hour fast" ba dum bum...try the veal, ill be here til thursday
"Excuse me, do you have a minute?… cause that's all I need." "Do you have a quarter? I told my mom I'd call the moment I fell in love, and when it was curfew."
"You ever been stood up? 'Cuz I will bend you over." OR "With such beautiful blonde hair, why do you die your roots dark?"
Never in my lifetime have I or anyone I know used one of these alleged pick-up lines. Does anyone actually do this? I always thought they were just one-liners and jokes that people told. Fess up guys, who has actually used this and what was the result?
What if she tells you that your watch is correct? What if she asks "If that watch can tell you anything, why doesn't it tell you a good pick up line?
LOL. If the girl is smart she can make fun of you by al of those pick up lines. the : don't i know you? was used by a girl when she tryed to talk to me. also a girl started to talk to me with the brilliant starting line: "You are Paul arn't you" "no my name is arno" "oh sorry hi Arno how are you" and then the confersation started. so it kinda worked
"How could a guy like me, meet a girl like you, in a place like this?" "If I can get the first 3 digits of your phone number, I can figure out the rest" "I know Steve Nash"
Let's face facts. Girls using pickup lines will always be more succesful than guys, because once a girl even LOOKS our way, all the blood leaves our brain and rushes to more important organs. Hell, a pretty girl can approach us guys, open her mouth, and puke on us, and start a converstaion, and we will still bite.
"That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning" "Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?" "You're the most beautiful woman in the world. Fancy a shag?"
(in my best Val Venis impersonation) HELLO LADIES! Oh don't worry, I know exactly what you're thinking.....and the answer to your burning question is YES I AM SINGLE.
