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Text this to a girl for a guaranteed Valentine's date

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Feb 13, 2012.

  1. mylilpony

    mylilpony Member

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    If you're lucky you can unhook their brah.
     
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  2. leroy

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    What makes you think this helps anyone? Has it helped you...or is she still busy?
     
  3. Royals Ego

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    he was just trying to be funny, c'mon guys
     
  4. TheresTheDagger

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  5. Rashmon

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    I sent this to my girlfriend and she replied did you know dork is the scientific term for a whales penis????
     
  7. what

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    I'm confused, aren't we supposed to be breaking up with chicks BEFORE valentine's day. Why in the world would we seek out a day on this evil holiday?
     
  8. juicystream

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    Probably for the sex
     
  9. Swimmininnothin

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    Paul open those eyes of you and see that love will not save you from your fate.
     
  10. ItsMyFault

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    lmao.... roasted yet again.

    When will this kid ever learn?
     
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  12. BEAT LA

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    This belongs in that thread with the most views/posts in the Hangout.
     
  13. Acedude

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    Exercise caution...

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  14. rockets88MT

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    Lmao gold
     
  15. macalu

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    i don't know how to ask a friend to pretend to be an 8/10 text replier.
     
  16. paulftsk

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    Hahah I'm so sorry, brah. Repped. Hope everything works out!
     
  17. Amel

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    you misc?

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  18. david_rocket

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    haha, so naive.
    keep waiting for her text.
     

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