This is my thread, and it's nasty

And what you should've done before she left

 

This is a life lesson. If you literally put your b****es on a pedestal...

 

Longhorn,

Sorry to hear about this - but I got one better for you - true story, NSFW:

Spoiler

So this one time in the bedroom with the wife (now my ex), we were making love and I had already shot my load in her vagina. Well, she was really horny and she wanted to keep going. So she started sucking my johnson and this weird feeling came over me. I couldn't tell if I was getting ready to c*m again or it was something else. Turned out it was something else. Piss started coming out and actually went in her mouth. When she realized what it was, she quickly got her mouth off but not before more piss shot through the room! I felt terrible for her but didn't know what to do or say other than sorry. That didn't stop us from having sex again, but I am single now, lol.

 

Story fail ... no mention of fadeaway jumper skills.

 

<a href="http://www.gifbin.com/985239"><img src="http://gifs.gifbin.com/042011/1303922065_dog-poops-on-girl.gif" alt="funny gifs" /></a>

 

lol funny thread

 

Did she swallow?

 

You crossed a line, sir.

 

My life is richer having read this story.

Thank God for the anonymity of the internet.

 

this little nugget probably deserves its own thread

 

I haven't had an experience like that but I feel your pain man..

As far as pron I am guessing "Two girls one cup" is completely out?

Also have you fed your dogs Pepto before?

 

I see what you did there.

 

jus put a bag over her head

 

this was posted in the unsorted forum, but this fits very nice in this thread: :grin:

 

Am I the only one who thinks that OP's wife is being unreasonable about being mad at him? It's not like he intentionally planned for this to happen.

 

this thread delivered.

 

I would have told her to do this:



And told her to wait it out until you came.

 

I read this last night and laughed. Then this morning it was the first thing I thought of when the alarm went off. I laughed again. Pictured the dogs face in that pic as I laughed.