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the Yao checklist

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by nyquil82, Dec 6, 2002.

  1. nyquil82

    nyquil82 Member

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    i put this up on nbadraft.net because i love shutting up yao haters
    i really like what he's doing to the team this year, a dynasty ruled through virtue and results.

    Yao ming checklist:
    take cato's spot as a starter: check (makes for a hell of a backup)
    lead his team in points and rebounds: check check
    lead the game in points, rebounds and blocks:check check check
    earn shaq's respect: check
    dominate the twin towers:check
    give bradley a facial and make him cry:check
    impress the hell out of jordan:check
    convert a lot of haters: check
    make a lot of prejudiced haters realize how small their penises are: check
    gain majority support for rookie of the year: check
    double doubles: check check
    triple double: pending
    quadruple double:maybe next year
    have people compare him to all the greatest centers in the league (dream, wilt, even shaq!): check
    no more bradley, mureasean, bol comparisons: check
    make charles barkley kiss an ass: check
    lead the league in shooting percentage, and adj shooting percentage BY A LOT: check
    become a sex symbol: holy crap how the hell... check
    have his jersey shown for sale on the rocket site (sorry steve, we still love you): check
    make a three pointer: waiting
    lead the rooks in production per 48: check
    all star game: its coming, you know it
    make shaq look silly and force him into retirement: long shot but how many anti-yao predictions have come true yet? less than the number of balls i have
    break one of wilt chamberlain's records: check, the sex with women record is next (ok, nm)
    break the record for highest fg% for a rook: in the making
    reinforce 'kwame is a bust' flash backs in that wizards game: check, kwame: thought it was over, didnt ya?
    made some key clutch game winnning shots: check
    get opposing center in foul trouble in first quarter: check
    shag a cheerleader on the court after hitting a game winning shot: im waiting
    send the rockets to the playoffs: in the making
    MVP: not far down the road
    champs ring: with franchise and cat? no problem
    compare the next 7'4 plus rookie to yao: ten years from now or never ever again
    foul out or get a technical: not yet
    making the media and sports analysts look stupid: glad someone can finally do it
    completely change the rocket's style of ball: check
    have a 7'9 kid who plays above the backboard: next dynasty, yao junior
    accidentally step on colin pine: probably

    add more if you want, oh yeah, too bad yao-haters have ran out of ammo except for "uh..shaq will kill him" or "uh.. he'll get tired" as for the second one, its because he plays harder than others, ever see how many offensive rebound putbacks he got after a fast break because he was the first one back AFTER HIS OWN BLOCK.

    yeah, add more, its fun
     
  2. Williamson

    Williamson JOSH CHRISTOPHER ONLY FAN

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    that was great. :)
     
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    Check please...
     
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    China will not release him on time - check

    He is ONLY a jump shooting Center - Wrong! he has an assortment of downlow moves - check

    Will not justify being the #1 pick in the draft -Sorry! He has quited his doubters - Check

    Make Mark Cuban look stupid - Check.

    Make fellow western conference potential playoff opponents uncomfortable - check

    Loved and respected by his teammates because he has game - check

    Filling the seat in compaq center with the help of the Franchise - Check and in the works....

    A great ambassador of Basketball and the people of China - Check Check Check.
     
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    unfortunately.. starting to be a sex symbol--- check
     
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    Make a lurker check in -- check.
     
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    cujo Member

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    This is a great post. That's alot Yao has done in 16 games. He also got dunked on, blocked, and ankles broken(by Marbury). Now, he doesn't have to worry about that stuff anymore. Getting embarrased , and putting it behind him------check.
     
  9. kwik_e_mart

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    Getting many ppl to sign up for CC.net -- ONE BIG ASS CHECK!!!

    Leaving doubters with nothing else to say except for racial slurs -- ANOTHER BIG CHECK!!!
     
  10. AMS_blackwidow

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    making me love all asian athletes. all the way from turkey to india, kazakhstan-china, bangladesh to korea...............

    go ASIA
     
  11. Texas Stoke

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    you forgot one:

    bring in every Yao Ming bandwagoner on earth: check
     
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    Makes everyone not care that Eddie Griffin and Boki could be busts: Check
     
  13. Easy

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    That, unfortunately, has some degree of truth.:(
     
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    Excels at getting donuts for the veterans on the way to practice:
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    I love this one!
     

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