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Tell me about your worst fart.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by YaosDirtyStache, Feb 5, 2012.

  1. YaosDirtyStache

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    Go on, im listening.
     
  2. 1JumpShot

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    Don't know about my worst, but my best lasted about 9 good solid seconds.
     
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  3. Swimmininnothin

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    I witnessed someone share themselves. Deffinately the best fart ever.
     
  4. Swimmininnothin

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    SHART*
     
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  5. moose

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    Never had long lasting ones. Tops 4 seconds. But I have had like 13 in a row once.
     
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    It's boring.
     
  8. Dei

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    Indeed. Mine formed a moist Reesecup.
     
  9. TheMountainTop

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    I once had to hold a fart in for a long time in the 4th grade cause I wasn't allowed to use the restroom and during a teacher lecture I farted so loud that all 4 adjacent class rooms heard me. All of them were like whats that and even the teacher next door came over and asked my teacher what was the sound. He looked at her with a smile and told her he didn't know. No one even knew it was a fart because it didn't even smell. After the lecture, after all the students had dispersed onto recess, my teacher came up to me and told me I knew it was you and we both laughed so hard.
     
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  10. Mack

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    Audio or it didn't happen.
     
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    I'm twelve years old and I THINK THIS THREAD IS FUNNY LOL OMG LULZ
     
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    The thread stinks
     
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    I was once responsible for a conference room stinking. I gave dirty glares at a fat guy as the looks of people started turning sour.
     
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    One time after I woke up I let out a LOUD one I'm talking like a sonic boom that lasted about 10 seconds. I could have kept going but I had to take in a breath lol
     
  16. Swimmininnothin

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    Became a real fudge packer for a bit

    Few of my best ones; walking and just having multiple, like a good 10.
    Best of the best, if you ask me. Crop dusting all along with the combo breaker farts :grin:
     
  17. Jontro

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    Once I was gonna fart, waited for it, felt it coming, then it disappeared and never came out.

    Worst. Fart. Ever.
     
  18. Yung-T

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    Disgusting thread is disgusting.
     
  19. Two Sandwiches

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    I farted one time.


    Smelled so bad it made a skunk pass out.
     
  20. Big MAK

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    The worst ones are the best ones.
     

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