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[Chron] The 'Bert misses second half start sitting on can

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by JoeBarelyCares, Jan 26, 2012.

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  1. JoeBarelyCares

    JoeBarelyCares Member

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    #1 JoeBarelyCares, Jan 26, 2012
  2. codell

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    So if a Dalembert poops in the locker room, but no one is around to smell it because they have all left for the start of the 2nd half, does it still stink?

    :confused:
     
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  3. coachbadlee

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    I just hope he washed his hands.:confused:
     
    #3 coachbadlee, Jan 26, 2012
  4. daywalker02

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    he had diarrhea
     
    #4 daywalker02, Jan 26, 2012
  5. MIAGI99

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    Well, that 5 min really hurt considering he was the only one showed up to play last night.
     
    #5 MIAGI99, Jan 26, 2012
  6. HPD

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    sittn on can lookin at facebook..... classic
     
    #6 HPD, Jan 26, 2012
  7. Warning-Sign

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    Or doing something else...
     
    #7 Warning-Sign, Jan 26, 2012
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    You gotta go, you gotta go...

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    #8 ima_drummer2k, Jan 26, 2012
  9. davidio840

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    This is just funny.
     
    #9 davidio840, Jan 26, 2012
  10. Carl Herrera

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    Didd he have to go in the woods?
     
    #10 Carl Herrera, Jan 26, 2012
  11. heypartner

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    Did they run out of toilet paper? Can you imagine the Bear yelling to an empty lockerroom, "Hey, I need some toilet paper here!!"
     
    #11 heypartner, Jan 26, 2012
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    [​IMG]
     
    #12 RocketDonut, Jan 26, 2012
  13. BasketballMind

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    You would think someone would tell the starting center to hurry up
     
    #13 BasketballMind, Jan 26, 2012
  14. LonghornFan

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    You can't hurry or force and healthy log. It needs to slowly slide as to not cause a roid.
     
    #14 LonghornFan, Jan 26, 2012
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    He had the bubble guts
     
    #15 bpbkforlife, Jan 26, 2012
  16. davidio840

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    Could just see Mchale on the court. "Where the hell is Dalembert" and another play says "Taking a Sheeeet"
     
    #16 davidio840, Jan 26, 2012
  17. Jimes

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    I feel like I always play my best ball after taking a dump.
     
    #17 Jimes, Jan 26, 2012
  18. Carl Herrera

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    Sam was reported to be singing a song:


    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_tWetU5tfdI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  19. HOUROCKETS713

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    i think he was feeling heavy so he went for a dump ;):grin:
     
    #19 HOUROCKETS713, Jan 26, 2012
  20. rolyat93

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    I would've just saved it and s**t on the Bucks all night.
     
    #20 rolyat93, Jan 26, 2012
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