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I weigh 330, haven't played in a competitive pick up game in 3 years or played anything other than half court in close to 15 years. My offensive repertoire is basically wait just outside the paint for a shot I can rebound and put back using my 2 inch vertical....or if given the ball, pass to a guard. My shooting range is about four feet. Yet, somehow I feel confident I could take the OP off the dribble.
Thanks OP! I am a NBA superstar now after taking your advice. This was after being a rather unathletic guy who occasionally played drop-in bball. Gonna party it up and father many illegitimate children!
Too bad the OP was arrested trying to get those nuggets. http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=214089
I really don't understand yalls sarcasm. I took the time to write up a guide for those who may need it and I get ridiculed?
I think you are overvaluing the need for a rudimentary, childrens-coloring-book basketball how-to. Your assessment of your own game and of the game itself comes off as arrogant and self-serving. You aren't getting ridiculed for offering help. You are getting ridiculed for telling everyone how talented you are and taking yourself so seriously. Again, I will challenge you to 1 on 1 (or 3 on 3, 5 on 5, whatever), any time any place. You name the bet. We can videotape it and post it here on clutchfans for everyone to see how talented you are. And please. Bring your best trash talk. Man up.
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Your guide is pretty terrible. You are basically saying that ball fake and jab everytime you catch the ball, if you have space to shoot then shoot, if defender bites on a jab then drive. Yeah...i want to see how many times that works agianst even a below average defender that knows basketball. You don't even mention beating someone off the drrible...its called a cross over..working the pick n roll game, developing an art of playmaking and creating for others. All you say is..if you cant shoot with open space, or go to the basket if your man bites on a jab...then pass it back. so basically someone gives you the ball, you dance for 10 sec and then just pass it back. r****ded.
