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Dusty Garza is a Moron (Like We Didn't Know That Already)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RocketMan Tex, May 9, 2000.

  1. RocketMan Tex

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    I occasionally like to peruse spursreport.com to see what that fool has been spouting off about lately. Well, as you can imagine, he has been wetting the bed over the demise of his beloved Spurs. You know...the first NBA champ to fail to repeat in what...TWENTY years? I have nothing against the Spurs. I do root for them slightly when they are not playing the Rockets. But Mr. Garza, as long-time visitors of Clutch City know, is:
    • a code stealer
    • an incoherent writer, and
    • a freaking idiot
    Check out a hilarious snippet from his Spurs eulogy:

    Many of the media and the personnel who work covering this team deal in realities, but somehow the events leading up to The Fall had come so quickly that what had just happened didn't seem real yet. No one had expected things to unfold this way. No one had expected the sole team from Texas, that had been built to repeat to fall so hard- so subitaneously.

    Now, I need you guys to tell me something...

    What in the hell does subitaneouslymean?

    I've tried looking it up in four dictionaries and Roget's Thesaurus, and I get NOTHING!!

    Conclusion: Using a non-existent word in his eulogy, along with the rest of the kindergarten-grade eloquence permeating his site, makes Mr. Garza and the readers of his second-class website look like what they are....

    MORONS!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

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  2. Redglare

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    Forget subitaneously, I'm still trying to figure out the "sole team in Texas." Perhaps he gets his geography skills from the White House.
    www.drudgereport.com

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  3. RocketMan Tex

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    Oh Hutzie, I should have known you'd figure this one out!

    Yes, subitaneous is a word, meaning "sudden"...I just strongly doubt that the conjugation with an "LY" on the end has ever been used by a human before! But then again, Dusty has been known to use strange words and combinations of words in the past, like "Spurs" and "respectable", "Spurs" and "repeat", etc.!

    Hutz, I believe your wisdom and graphic arts skills are very much needed on spursreport.com!

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  4. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Exactly, Mr. Pole...

    Subitaneous

    NOT

    Subitaneously!!

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  6. keeley

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    When I first saw the topic of this title, I thought that there would be many more profound truths spoken, such as:

    "The World Is Round"
    "The Sun Always Rises In The East"

    Shame on you, RMT. [​IMG]
     
  7. LHutz

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    SUBITANEOUSLY. It is a ADVERB, see how it end in L-Y...? It comes from SUBITANEOUS!!!! That is a SCUBA term for the thing you wear on your back that gives you OXEGEN!!!

    DUKE is so much smarter than all you.!!

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  8. RocketMan Tex

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    Yeah, Keeley, shame on poor ol' RMT! I guess senility is finally setting in as I rapidly approach 40 years of age! [​IMG]

    Last night I was thinking about why I started this thread (yeah, I know, GET A LIFE...but the Astros were losing at the time). I wondered to myself if I was overreacting to what I read on Dust-heads' site or if I was acting mean-spirited or childish.

    Then I thought....

    NAAAAAH!!!!!!

    Just restating the obvious!!!

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  9. JuanValdez

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    It's a perfectly chromulent word.

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  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    That whole site, and the majority of its posters are morons.

    They really believe that they will resign Duncan, sign Hill, and get Eddie Jones!

    Idiots.

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  11. RocketMan Tex

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    Correct-a-mundo!!! Chimps with blinders on!!


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  12. keeley

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    So what is Dusty Garza up to these days anyway?
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Holy crap! I bet half of GARM wasn't even born when this thread was started. lololololol jajajajajajaja
     
  14. RocketMan Tex

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    I think it's great that in a thread below you are bemoaning 50 yrs old. LOOK HOW MUCH YOU HAVE GROWN AS A PERSON MY MAN
     
  16. lue03

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    Who is Dusty Garza? try to Google him but nothing came up.
     
  17. keeley

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    He founded this site, then Clutch strongarmed him into giving up the domain.
     
  18. RocketMan Tex

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    Yeah...like Tom Petty said...even the losers get lucky sometime...:grin:
     
  19. robbie380

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    ....wait are you talking about this guy?

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2326896/

    lol he looks like a bag of crap...i only say that because of this link and his linked in which are both clearly bs.

    BTW if you hover over the second picture for a description of the pic in that link you will probably get a good laugh.
     
  20. Ubiquitin

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    SpursTalk owner?
     

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