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Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Kill Dirty Stockton, Nov 24, 2002.

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  1. Kill Dirty Stockton

    Kill Dirty Stockton Contributing Member

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    Posted in Sunday's Chronicle:


    Of course, O'Neal argues that he has enough wonderfulness to go around.

    "Once I get back, hopefully everybody's spirits will be up because I'm the spirit of the team," he said. "I'm like the wolf of the team. Right now, the wolf is missing. We've still got a lot of eagles, a lot of rabbits, a lot of pigs, but I'm the wolf. So, once the wolf gets back, we'll get our spirit back."

    hahahahahahaha

    http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/story.hts/sports/bk/bkn/1674394
     
    #1 Kill Dirty Stockton, Nov 24, 2002
  2. Dr of Dunk

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    He's so damn dorky you just have to laugh...
     
    #2 Dr of Dunk, Nov 24, 2002
  3. RunninRaven

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    Doesn't he realize that wolves would probably eat pigs and rabbits? He must have mistaken himself with Shawn Kemp and thought he wanted to eat his teamates.
     
    #3 RunninRaven, Nov 24, 2002
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    When i hear or read that shaq said things like this, I ask myself, does he think before he speaks, or is he thinking too much and thats why we get this babble he considers a rational thought. . . I dont know, maybe he was trying to say he was the lead wolf in a pack or the alpha male or something. Then Shaq starts thinking, and says, hey pigs and stuff are animals too, I should throw them in there.:(

    :confused:
     
    #4 IVFL, Nov 25, 2002
  5. LiLStevie3

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    w/o Shaq: lottery team
    w/ Shaq: top 2 team in the league

    Other than maybe Duncan and Iverson, there's nobody more valuable to his team.
     
    #5 LiLStevie3, Nov 25, 2002
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    Shaq says those corny things on purpose, because it makes him stand out.

    I personally like it because it's funny as hell.
     
    #6 kidrock8, Nov 25, 2002
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    Sadly I have a feeling that his foot problems will become a recurring thing. His career is likely in its sunset.
     
    #7 Refman, Nov 25, 2002
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    which animal is Kobe??
     
    #8 SmeggySmeg, Nov 25, 2002
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    He's the pig :)
     
    #9 LiLStevie3, Nov 26, 2002
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    Kobe is the Rabbit of the team
     
    #10 Ubiquitin, Nov 27, 2002
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    What is the Lakers all time record with just Kobe, not Shaq playing.
     
    #11 TheReasonSF3, Nov 28, 2002
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    Shaq sux...

    [​IMG]
     
    #12 BALLhog 247 365, Nov 29, 2002
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    Brilliant :D.
     
    #13 AroundTheWorld, Nov 29, 2002
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    Shaq is not the wolf of that team he is more of the elephant... Did you see him lately he looks like a bigger version of Shawn Kemp. He is pushing around 350 plus.
     
    #14 costashater2, Nov 29, 2002
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    :D
     
    #15 The Real Shady, Nov 29, 2002
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    Hmm, does shaq's missing arm mean Yao chopped it off with that dunk?
     
    #16 Hmm, Nov 29, 2002
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    Shaq has been injured so long, that when I saw the title of this thread and then open it, I was asking myself 'why is it saying "Shaq Attack" and talking about Jermaine O'neal'
     
    #17 DJ, Nov 29, 2002
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