Can a girl go too far? Is "f**k me like a chicken" a bit much? How loud is too loud for a screamer? Have you ever done the "Hey I'm glad you like it so much, but I haven't put it in yet." Stories?
f**k her like a chicken?!? I should hope you haven't been f**king any chickens lately. Also, some of these threads are getting kind of graphic and I'm not sure how long they'll stay on the board. (remember "flogging the dolphin"? ) About women: just be glad they're reacting, and you don't have a situation where "if you open up her mouth, a little light comes on".
I get that a lot. I think it's mostly a combination of low expectations and a genuine desire to make me feel better about myself. Why else would they go to the trouble?
If this gets locked I won't do it again, PROMISE! Couldn't do a chicken, a KFC fan. Don't remember the dolphin, but don't they have blowholes? ...nevermind
Does that by any chance have to do with the origin of your BBS name? And flogging the dolphin... well, speaking of chickens, it's like choking one.