This reminds me of the time I was covering the door at Rudyards and I carded people on their way out. And it worked. For an hour nobody got out of the bar without showing me their ID.
I say "Oh wait hang on one second..", then proceed to hold the phone up to my ass and fart into it then hear their reaction and hang up
laters, late, peace, bye. aight usually goes before it And the word one of course. I'm from new yok, sonn.