What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water skiing? Spoiler I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.
Today my friend told me that I have the heart of child. I told her that was impossible, the doctor was very thorough with the abortion.
Mods don't read. Spoiler Seriously it's just a joke Spoiler Q: How did little Timmy find out his sister was started having her period? A: He tasted blood on his father's ****.
Say what you will about Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drives slowly through school zones. Sure he often gets to work late as a result but he enjoys coming in a little behind. Too soon?
What is a good comeback if a guy asks you to make a sandwich? You better come back with a god damn sandwich.
Spoilered this for those who think it might be "too soon" for Penn State jokes Spoiler What do Jerry Sandusky and caviar have in common? Spoiler They both come on little white crackers
Spoiler I heard Jerry Sandusky was really good at turning Tight Ends into Wide Receivers. Okay no more Sandusky jokes.
Jeff and Bruce recently got married in New York and headed down to The Bahamas for their honeymoon. While walking on the beach they found a mysterious bottle and couldn't wait to get back to get back their room to open it. When they pulled the stopper, lo and behold, blue Genie emerged from the bottle and said "you have freed me from my prison, for that I will grant you one wish. Think hard and that one wish will be yours" Jeff said" Oh Bruce (lisp) Oh Bruce, you think for us, what is the best thing in the world you could want for us?" And with that, the room filled with blue smoke and electricity cracked all around. And the Genie was gone. As the smoke cleared Jeff looked over at Bruce and Bruce looked back at Jeff. Both had nooses around their necks, and they were suspended from the ceiling fan. Bruuuuuce, what on on Earth did you wish for? I wished we were both hung like Ni_ _ ers! (sorry sorry everyone, it's the absolute inappropriate tastelessness that makes it funny)
What did the teacher say to Jason Garrett because he was misbehavin'? Spoiler [oh, come on... you know what!] Spoiler TIME OUT! :grin: "Maybe 'jew joke' is not your game... I know... let's have a spelling contest! - " :grin: CLASSIC. These are all insensitive, racist, and otherwise HORRIBLE jokes... Spoiler "MORE!"
Can we post links to other forums? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/n0ueg/whats_the_most_horrible_messed_up_joke_youve_ever/
I posted in my Original Post that I got the idea from reddit but wanted to see if CF's had some good ones.
