1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Fun with George

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Major, Nov 19, 2002.

Tags:
  1. Major

    Major Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 1999
    Messages:
    41,988
    Likes Received:
    16,791
    This is a forwarded email I received

    ---


    Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.


    By James Sherman


    (We take you now to the Oval Office.)


    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?


    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.


    George: Great. Lay it on me.


    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.


    George: That's what I want to know.


    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.


    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?


    Condi: Yes.


    George: I mean the fellow's name.


    Condi: Hu.


    George: The guy in China.


    Condi: Hu.


    George: The new leader of China.


    Condi: Hu.


    George: The Chinaman!


    Condi: Hu is leading China.


    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?


    Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.


    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?


    Condi: That's the man's name.


    George: That's who's name?


    Condi: Yes.


    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
    China?


    Condi: Yes, sir.


    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
    Middle East.


    Condi: That's correct.


    George: Then who is in China?


    Condi: Yes, sir.


    George: Yassir is in China?


    Condi: No, sir.


    George: Then who is?


    Condi: Yes, sir.


    George: Yassir?


    Condi: No, sir.


    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
    China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.


    Condi: Kofi?


    George: No, thanks.


    Condi: You want Kofi?


    George: No.


    Condi: You don't want Kofi.


    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
    And then get me the U.N.


    Condi: Yes, sir.


    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.


    Condi: Kofi?


    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?


    Condi: And call who?


    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?


    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.


    George: Will you stay out of China?!


    Condi: Yes, sir.


    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
    U.N.


    Condi: Kofi.


    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.


    (Condi picks up the phone.)


    Condi: Rice, here.


    George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
    should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
    Chinese food in the Middle East?
     
  2. Refman

    Refman Member

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2002
    Messages:
    13,674
    Likes Received:
    312
    HEY AAAABBBBOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!! :D
     
  3. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2002
    Messages:
    58,247
    Likes Received:
    42,125
  4. Relativist

    Relativist Member

    Joined:
    Jul 26, 2000
    Messages:
    3,517
    Likes Received:
    241
    That was very cute.
     
  5. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    48,984
    Likes Received:
    1,446
    Dude, get over it. Gore lost.
     
  6. MadMax

    MadMax Member

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 1999
    Messages:
    77,513
    Likes Received:
    27,375
    that is good stuff! funny read!
     
  7. rockit

    rockit Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 1999
    Messages:
    627
    Likes Received:
    2
    Rocketman95 ... *phew* :)

    [​IMG]
     
    #7 rockit, Nov 20, 2002
    Last edited: Nov 20, 2002
  8. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    48,984
    Likes Received:
    1,446
    rockit, I'm just being sarcastic. That's how some people respond when a Bush joke is posted.

    Pic is funny!
     
  9. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    8,601
    Likes Received:
    2,777
    Man, that pic calls for a caption game:

    Damn.....I was really hoping to see the objective by nightfall. Looks like I just missed it.
     
  10. Refman

    Refman Member

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2002
    Messages:
    13,674
    Likes Received:
    312
    That pic just makes me think...Bushnell my a$$. :)
     

Share This Page