Or maybe parents giving out treats to the neighborhood will mistake the homo costume kid as an actual hobo.
I want two of you guys to do this and then post pictures of all the best t*** in costume. You can get all the girls to let you take their picture. I'm feeling lucky!! Spoiler <img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SvHfBa_8kuI/AAAAAAAA11c/9aYV2jA7wCc/s400/best_halloween_cosumer_04.jpg">
I'm wearing a suit, going to Fogo de Chao for dinner, and drinking Jameson on the rocks all night. What else am I going to do? Try to bang a bunch of slutty Casey Anthony's and go trick or treating? Please. I'm dressing as an adult. My girlfriend told me I could be the 1%. Then, I smacked her real good across the talker, warned her about looking directly at me in public, and reminded her that daddy's in charge.
Goat boy. And I have made a promise to my firnds not to break character all night. I should not have friends by the end of the night if I succeed.