The Apocalypse is now: Webber makes clutch shot against Magic

Its the regular season.

When he does it in the playoffs versus the Lakers, that's when I'll start contacting my family and friends to say goodbye.

 

Yeah, vents haven't opened yet in the earth to disgorge demons. I guess it has to be the playoffs for it to be the apocalypse. Well said.

Mace Webber Sr. probably took Mace Jr. (Chris) out to the woodshed on that one. "You took the last second shot? Boy, didn't I teach you anything? Let the white boy take that shot. If you miss, you get blamed! DAMN! Get yer a$$ to your room, boy, I'll deal with you later!"

"Uh, Dad, I'm a megamillionaire. Got my own house. My own pot. (dramatic pause) My own lawyer."

"Don't you go startin in on that, now!"

"Great idea, Dad. 'Tell the grand jury that Martin gave you pocket change.' POCKET CHANGE!? I could go to jail for that!"

"Are you talkin' back at me, boy?"

"I'm a grown man! I'M A MAN!"

"I know you're not talkin back!"

(hangs head sheepishly) "I'm sorry."