If you are so worried about it, next time just take a leak on the side of the building or in an office plant. You never have to apologize for that.
What if you just have gas? Isn't it better to duck into a public restroom than to just let it rip in the hall? I think so. I think the fart in the public restroom is appropriate. I just wonder about whether proper ettiquette requires you to excuse yourself to the others in there or not.
You don't tell someone to "poop quieter" or to "fart and say 'Excuse me!'" Dude, it's a restroom. It will NEVER smell like flowers.
You should get really angry at your own lack of etiquette. "..son..of...a b****. sonofaBITCH. I can't believe this ... I just can't believe it. What kind of DUMB ASS walks into a perfectly fine restroom and loudly releases BUTTGAS?! What kind of idiot does that!? I am so ashamed. Why am I so stupid? Just letting one rip like that, in a bathroom of all places. Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid stupid!" (slap self in the head repeatedly while saying these last lines). The other restroom residents will understand that you regret your horrible mistake. This should remove all the awkward feelings. Oh, and it's important to make sure you put your weiner back in your pants before you start this diatribe.
That post was so funny the second time around I repped Summer Song Giver and I don't even think they are still around.
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Not quite the same, but here is one I posted a few months ago. Chatting While Peeing Personally, it annoys me when someone is standing at the urinal, and they let out a fart. If they're in a stall, that's another story. But like someone else said....don't talk to me, let me deposit my feces and go in peace! Pugs
Full immunity after the outermost urinal wall. If at the sink area, you can say excuse me, and you can forgive someone for excusing themselves. If you're standing in an intermission line, though, the heightened risk for conflict and/or violence makes etiquette necessary.
Even at work with a manager or executive, or at a social event? That's networking with an Aggie curve. That's a racial and sex joke symposium.
LOL! I've never soiled it, but I always roll up my sleeve and wash my right arm. It's gotten me a few strange looks in public restrooms but I don't care what people think.
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I'll fart anywhere in a public restroom. Hell, if no one is around, or I know it will be silent, I'll fart in public, too. It's a bodily function, people, just like the others you go to the restroom to release. If you don't like the idea of someone possibly (gasp!) releasing naturally produced gas anywhere in your vicinity, don't go to the restroom in public. What, did Clutchfans suddenly turn into Women's Health online or something?
I know I got sick one time when this guy who was sick himself farted an SBD in my general vicinity and before I knew it I was smelling his nasty fart. Later that night I got chills and a fever.
