I have reported the OP. I have requested to KingCheetah that he not post actual pictures of me, and I have expressed my frustration to the admins of Clutchfans. This is not a ****ing joke to me. But with the photos up (and sure, probably photochopped soon enough) I'm not going to deny anything. Yes, I am old. And yes, I have had (a little) work done. You can't make a living on your teaching evaluations as a professor and not keep track of your appearance. We can't all look like Hellboy or be 20-something. Finally, I no longer use that phone. Even at the time of the photos, it was considered to be in jest.
^ Well done, Señor B-Bob, hip-hop, dance 'till you drop, and yo yo yo, make wicked cup of co-coa... (name that movie - difficulty: easy)
Thanks, Swoly. I appreciate your support, unless you're making fun of me. I can't name that movie, but maybe it is a newer film? If it didn't have Jimmy Stewart or Bogie in it, I may not recognize the dialogue. I don't think either of those guys ever did hip-hop or said things like "yo yo yo." EDIT: oh, I see someone has answered this. Is Mrs. Doubtfire a superhero movie? I don't really like those.
Damn B-Bob. I'm impressed with your ability to use a computer at your age. My grandparents don't even know how to turn one on.
I knew this place was liberal, but I had no idea how agist it is. The disdain you people have for me just because I'm seasoned a bit... it's really sad. But you know, like the gray-haired Lebron that I am, I'll be taking names. EDIT: Especially you, Behad.
That dude in the pic is the father of the cell phone and he's way more fit than probably 80-90% of us on this forum. I mean... yeah... B-Bob... old... Big Bang old... damn, that is one old dude.