How about you watch the first half then just DVR the game and go to work. You have a freaking child to support...is watching a football game really worth jeopardizing your employment?
Possible places a young woman must be between 10 and 11:30 on a Monday night? I'm surprised people have been so polite so far with that set-up.
Damn, how did I forget about that? Maybe that's his incentive for being his own boss, he doesn't have to make excuses if he'd rather watch the game.
GO TO WORK, YOU BUM! That conspiracy theory about buildings blowing up from the inside isn't going to think itself up if you're watching the Foreskins versus the Cowgirls! I do not fear female HOTTY FATTIES. In fact, I love me a BMW (big Mexican woman) and bellies and boobs dot blogspot dot com, sir.
I'm thinking you should tell them you have meeting to set up that seafood restaurant you've been talking about
"I was on the way to work then it was 7 hours later...all i remember was a light" it'll work like a charm...your welcome.
Show them some of your ToycenFiles threads and tell them you're in a state of confusion right now and don't know why you posted some akward threads about clouds and ish. They will 1. give you some free holidays to meet a Doc or 2. fire you. Either way you'll be able to watch the game tonight.
The first thing you want to do is start your excuse early. Employers want to feel like you're planning ahead and not just putting them on short notice. I'd definitely bring up some type of situation with a kid. A fever is generally a great excuse. You're going to want to tell them that you had to take him to the ER, how there was a long line, you waited for 45 minutes.. and the kicker.. Spoiler
