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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BobFinn*, Aug 8, 2000.

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  1. BobFinn*

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    Once Camp opens for the Rockets, Clutch will be a very busy man. Last year he was actually invited by the Rockets to attend. He had awesome pics and juicy gossip for all of us here at CC.net.

    I think the least we could do is come up with some catchy headlines to help Clutch out.

    Of course we don't know what will actually happen in camp yet, but we can make predictions and find out who really is able to read the future like Nostradamus [​IMG]

    "Ole` to Bull"- Bullard is waived

    "Cato, Confident, Comfy"-Cato shows up in great condition, ready to go.

    "Dream Awakens From Nightmare"-Dream reports healthy and ready to go

    "Langhi Lets Loose"-Langhi impresses teamates with heads up play

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    Adieu Drew

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    #2 Tb-Cain, Aug 8, 2000
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    Yeah maybe if Bullard was gonna get waived.

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    <table width=580 border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0>
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    <td colspan=2 valign=top><font size=5 face=arial>Clutch Replaces Crew With Partially Trained Apes</font>
    <font size=2 face=arial>Goodbye Kagy, Will, and Keeley; Hello Mr. Teeny, Mojo, and Mr. Peepers!</font>
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    <td><img src="http://www.monkeyzone.com/images/monkbg1.jpg" width="227" height="217"></td>
    <td valign=top><font face="trebuchet ms" size=2>There has been a stunning development here in Clutch City, TX.

    In a move to cut operating costs, ClutchCity.net became the first website to hire nothing but our primate relatives for editorial and BBS administrative duties.

    "We have seen what other sites have done experimentally with monkeys," says Clutch. "Spurs fans especially have noticed a significant upgrade in service since an ape took over at one of their sites."</font>
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    #4 keeley, Aug 8, 2000
  5. BrianKagy

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    There are a lot of lower animals running web sites nowadays-- I know of one Rockets site run by a bloodsucking parasite.
     
    #5 BrianKagy, Aug 8, 2000
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    lol

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    Mr. Peepers is already employed by the Rockets. He goes by the name Cuttino Mobley. Every time he touches the basketball he becomes extremely excitable and wants to shoot immediately. Rudy T can be heard to exclaim, "No, Peepers! NO!!"

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    #7 Dogbelly, Aug 8, 2000
  8. BobFinn*

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    Do I detect a LITTLE hostility among the ClutchCity crew? [​IMG]

    Clutch can only bring one of you guys to Rockets camp this year, who's it gonna be? [​IMG]

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    #8 BobFinn*, Aug 8, 2000
  9. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Shouldn't this be in the the Feedback forum?

    Hi Mango!!!

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    #9 Dr of Dunk, Aug 8, 2000
  10. keeley

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    It started with Clutch's first tightening of the belt: yanking our annual most-expenses-paid "Clutch City Hour of Fun" at Splashtown USA.

    It's all been downhill from there.

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    #10 keeley, Aug 8, 2000
  11. BobFinn*

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    Sounds to me like you guys were spoiled, like a lot of these modern athletes. [​IMG]


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    #11 BobFinn*, Aug 8, 2000
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    Great, now I'm going to go to bed with visions of Spoiled Modern Athletes, Matt Bullard and Bryce Drew, wearing floaties and rubber duckie innertubes in the wavepool...

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    #12 keeley, Aug 8, 2000
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    MACK ROLLS INTO CAMP-Newly Signed Sam Mack comes into camp rolling a mar1juana joint.

    MOOCHIE SHOWS UP, MEASURES OVER 7FT-Moochie Norris unveils his new 2 foot tall afro.


    BULLARD STUNS WORLD-SHOWS UP AND BLOCKS 8 SHOTS IN SCRIMMAGE.

    RUDY COMES IN HUNG OVER AND READY FOR PRACTICE


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    #13 Francis3422, Aug 8, 2000
  14. BobFinn*

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    LOL, sorry buddy [​IMG]

    I am still laughing at the monkey article [​IMG]

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    #14 BobFinn*, Aug 8, 2000
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