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Where do you wear you pants?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Air Langhi, Aug 28, 2011.

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Pants?

  1. waist

    38 vote(s)
    29.2%
  2. hips

    54 vote(s)
    41.5%
  3. above ass below hips

    30 vote(s)
    23.1%
  4. bellow ass

    5 vote(s)
    3.8%
  5. other

    3 vote(s)
    2.3%
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  3. Dei

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    Around hips. Around waist would be super old school and anything below the hips is indecent( for men).
     
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  5. conquistador#11

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    not bashing or anything, just wanting to know. Why do you not wear pants? Do you own a playboy mansion?
     
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  7. Surfguy

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    Reminds me of the bum who was panhandling change in New Orleans and he asks "Where you got them shoes? You have to give me your change if I tell you where you got them shoes." to my Dad. This bum was a fat guy who was wearing nice pants but he was totally dirty. He had two bulges in both his front pockets from all the change he had collected and was carrying around. My Dad played along and responds: "Alright...agreed" . The bum then responds "You got them shoes on Bourbon Street in New Orleans"...which is where we were standing talking to him. We had a laugh and my Dad forked over his change.

    So, where you wear your pants? Hmm...in my work cubicle I guess.
     
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    Wherever I feel like wearing pants, whenever I feel like wearing them.
     
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    That's been an ongoing streetjoke/scam for decades. Maybe more. Also the first thing I thought of.
     
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    *other: Ask your mom.
     
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    What about kilts?
     
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    I put the damn things on and wherever they settle is where I wear them.

    Jesus, what is this.
     
  14. rimrocker

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    "Bellow ass" sounds like a really uncomfortable medical condition.

    Anyway, I wear my pants like John Wayne...

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    You sound like you've had a lot of time to investigate this... geez!
     
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    Not at your Mom's house.
     
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